UConn vs Texas Haiku

[6in25]

Friday night, Hartford
Huskies dine on Longhorn beef
And get their tenth dub

 

[Husky Alien]

Stripe out at Peoples
@Deepster will wear orange
Just to prove it wrong

 

[Deepster]

U U U U U
U U U U U U U
U U U U U

 

[JCSuperstar]

Full Roster Smothers
Longhorn Offense Going On
Minutes Restriction

 

[Son of Robert]

Texas, Sean Miller
t'will be rocking in Hartford
another great game

 

[Deepster]

We have won three straight
Anti Haiku is working
Ha! Made you count.

 

[TheShot1990]

U U U U U
U U U U U U U
U U U U U

This is much better
You have the right syllables
We're gonna allow

 

[Samoo]

Longhorn on the grill
The Huskies getting hungry
Let's tear into them

 

[Doctor Hoop]

The eyes of Texas
Will not look fondly upon
Their certain demise

 

[RedStickHusky]

Yellow rose beware
Cold Yankee wind in your face
Can't shoot in mittens

 

[Ewekon]

Can Hartford be loud
as Gampel in twenty-ten?
Let's give it a try!

Is Texas from south
Canada? No. But Orange
always sucks. Go Dogs!

But Texas wears burnt
orange you say? Exactly.
Fired up Huskies blaze.

 

[Umami Zen]

Longhorn Sean stripe out
Bray step back jay- Any doubt?
Huskies in a rout.

 

[Waquoit]

World will see Huskies
"A" game tonight in prime time.
Three in four vibe grows.

 

[WillB4]

Following the Deepster
U C O N N
H U S K I E S
U C O N N

 

[TribecaHusk]

Texas travels north
To face the mighty Huskies
Horns down, they go home.

 

[mussels]

We have won three straight
Anti Haiku is working
Ha! Made you count.

I agree with you
but then Deep goes and breaks form
things could go sideways

 

[Hey Adrien!]

McConaughey's miffed
because All Wright transferred to
Sean Miller's old digs.

 

[Dove]

All the stars burn bright
Late late at night!! I like to
faaaaart in Texas!!! Yo.

 

[storrsroars]

The following is
A substandard haiku from
Me: Texas will lose.

 

[DALTX]

Moses Austin was
from Connecticut; therefore
Huskies brand Longhorns

 

[Kolumbo]

only 2 things come
out of Texas steers and beers
mostly yellow piss

UConn Huskies play
Hi majors and the longhorns
they slipped through the cracks

Very cold outside
Huskies will burn up the nets
horns will freeze their balls

 

[Conndog]

U U U U U
U U U U U U U
U U U U U

It has a consistent rhyming pattern

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Bad haiku begets
7 for 13 free throws
Too few, poorly shot

 

[Deepster]

It has a consistent rhyming pattern

The anti haiku is now 4-0. You’re welcome.