UConn vs Kansas haiku

[Husky Alien]

Huskies and Jayhawks
The Phog will be on fire
Huskies in dog fight

 

[UCLJ0211]

School’s canceled back home
Huskies travel to Kansas
Jayhawks feel the cold

 

[Dove]

P+Z tonight.
Huskies planning for big win!!
Self, less victory.

 

[UCLJ0211]

School’s canceled back home
Huskies travel to Kansas
Jayhawks feel the cold

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Inner Self strengthens
while Bill Self gets old and stale…
Blood once blue, now red.

 

[Son of Robert]

Oh baby let's go!
ripping up Kansas tonight
best games are tough games

 

[RuffRuff]

Navery feisting
SuperJohn always cranky
Means UConn wins big

 

[RedStickHusky]

Again with two threads?
Attention hounds must be first
Give someone the job

Got to be careful
Dove is watching and counting
To call us all out

Business at Phog
Some payback is due tonight
A Mullins breakout

 

[BlueandOG]

Waiting for news on
the football program is tough!
I need a mood boost.

I trust AD Dave
to find the right coach, just like
he did with Hurley.

 

[Samoo]

Dinner in Kansas
Jonathan will eat Toto
Dan, Wizard of Storrs

 

[Lafayette]

Play the game tonight
Carry on our wayward sons
Point of Know Return

(you can take the dude out of music but…)

 

[huskyjawz]

Remember Kemper
in Ninety Five. I
think we lost by Ninety Five

Oh for four. Not five!
U-C-O-N-N says Red
Revenge will be ours

 

[TheShot1990]

Our bench is the diff
Go Reibe, Ross, Malachi
Reed is Good To Dunk

 

[nomar]

They've had our number
I'm still pissed 'bout 95!
Let's kick their @sses!

 

[Umami Zen]

No further delay
Hoss and Bray finally play
Phog in disarray.

 

[Deepster]

Again with two threads?
Attention hounds must be first
Give someone the job

Got to be careful
Dove is watching and counting
To call us all out

Business at Phog
Some payback is due tonight
A Mullins breakout

Do we really even need one thread?

 

[DALTX]

Now we have Furphy
UConn blue over Kansas
Is Ted Lasso there?

 

[nomar]

Do we really even need one thread?

1 line with 8 syllables? Come on man

 

[controlfade]

UConn plots payback
Jayhawks call it “just a game.”
Sure… keep telling yourselves.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Business at Phog
Some payback is due tonight
A Mullins breakout

Bus-i-ness as three
is less common than biz-ness
as two syllables

(you can take the dude out of music but…)

This is not haiku
This is Game Day Haiku thread
Please only haiku

Remember Kemper
in Ninety Five. I
think we lost by Ninety Five

Error in line break
Messes up the haiku form
Please: count, recount, post

Do we really even need one thread?

This is not haiku
Haiku thread stokes the mojo
For those who think so

 

[RedStickHusky]

Bus-i-ness as three
is less common than biz-ness
as two syllables

How common is it
For you to kiss my fat bass
Nitpicky wanker

 

[TheShot1990]

Do we really even need one thread?

I don’t understand
Why go to the Haiku page
To rag on Haiku

 

[Deepster]

I don’t understand
Why go to the Haiku page
To rag on Haiku

These threads don't guarantee victory. What difference does it make? How many syllables was that?

 

[Husky Alien]

These threads don't guarantee victory. What difference does it make? How many syllables was that?

Deepster than don't play
Move on to another thread
If you don't believe

Regardless, why do
people wear their logos on
shirts or hats to games?

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

These threads don't guarantee victory. What difference does it make? How many syllables was that?

This is not haiku
More like crabby negative
energy bombing

 

[TheShot1990]

These threads don't guarantee victory. What difference does it make? How many syllables was that?

I don’t want to count
But this thread clearly matters
Because you are here!!!

 

[huskyjawz]

Remember Kemper
in Ninety Five. I
think we lost by Ninety Five

Oh for four. Not five!
U-C-O-N-N says Red
Revenge will be ours

Oh spit, I forgot
To rearrange the two lines
I will do so now

Remember Kemper
Think we lost by Ninety Five
Back in Ninety Five

 

[Lafayette]

No DP? Let’s go!
Get our first phoggy win yes?
U-C-O-N-N!

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

How common is it
For you to kiss my fat bass
Nitpicky wanker

Haven't done it yet
And don't intend to start now
As such, not common

 

[Samoo]

These threads don't guarantee victory. What difference does it make? How many syllables was that?

It seems to be now,
Deep has abandon'd mojo,
You can't pick and choose