Uconn commercial idea

[Dann]

Ever watch those horrible PETA commercials? Either on at dinner or at 230 when you get back from last call? Well in the middle of one of them thy show a white dog in a cage. I can't tell what kind of dog it is but it looks like it got beat by a baseball bat and starved. Note, in all reality this is. Horrible thing and very wrong. Anyway.

What we should do is take a stuffed dog and beat the crap out of it so it looks a lot like the one in that commercial. Then we should put our ticket info on the screen and show a couple qb sacks. The dog can be a replica of exactly what we did to the beloved white husky but it can also be a truthful view of uconn sports as they sit today. It's almost to perfect. In the background a piano can be played and the lyrics can be heard.

I will remember you, will you remember me?
Don't let uconn pass you by
Weep for the memories

I think season tix sales will rise if for nothing else ppl will give money because its funny as fruck and is a funny play on those PETA commercials.

This is all a joke you weirdo left winger boneyard lurker who got angry reading this.

But seriously PETA, we took a perfectly good dog here t uconn and beat him with a wooden baseball bat until he looked like a blue and red wolf. Michael Vick couldn't dream of backyard devastation like this.

 

[mattp]

good god you're annoying

 

[Jimmy Serrano]

I think we sell more tix if the commercial showed HFD getting beaten by a wooden bat. Maybe we can auction it off with the proceeds going to Calhoun's charity again. $50 a swing.

 

[pepband99]

So, the guy who spouts on endlessly about image, and being "big boy" wants a commercial showing us as a beaten dog? Got it...

 

[superjohn]

Ever watch those horrible PETA commercials? Either on at dinner or at 230 when you get back from last call? Well in the middle of one of them thy show a white dog in a cage. I can't tell what kind of dog it is but it looks like it got beat by a baseball bat and starved. Note, in all reality this is. Horrible thing and very wrong. Anyway.

What we should do is take a stuffed dog and beat the crap out of it so it looks a lot like the one in that commercial. Then we should put our ticket info on the screen and show a couple qb sacks. The dog can be a replica of exactly what we did to the beloved white husky but it can also be a truthful view of uconn sports as they sit today. It's almost to perfect. In the background a piano can be played and the lyrics can be heard.

I will remember you, will you remember me?
Don't let uconn pass you by
Weep for the memories

I think season tix sales will rise if for nothing else ppl will give money because its funny as fruck and is a funny play on those PETA commercials.

This is all a joke you weirdo left winger boneyard lurker who got angry reading this.

But seriously PETA, we took a perfectly good dog here t uconn and beat him with a wooden baseball bat until he looked like a blue and red wolf. Michael Vick couldn't dream of backyard devastation like this.

Quite possibly the lamest attempt at humor I've ever seen on this board. We did take a perfectly good Samoyed and make him look exactly like a Husky.

 

[FAIRTIDES]

Ever watch those horrible PETA commercials? Either on at dinner or at 230 when you get back from last call? Well in the middle of one of them thy show a white dog in a cage. I can't tell what kind of dog it is but it looks like it got beat by a baseball bat and starved. Note, in all reality this is. Horrible thing and very wrong. Anyway.

What we should do is take a stuffed dog and beat the crap out of it so it looks a lot like the one in that commercial. Then we should put our ticket info on the screen and show a couple qb sacks. The dog can be a replica of exactly what we did to the beloved white husky but it can also be a truthful view of uconn sports as they sit today. It's almost to perfect. In the background a piano can be played and the lyrics can be heard.

I will remember you, will you remember me?
Don't let uconn pass you by
Weep for the memories

I think season tix sales will rise if for nothing else ppl will give money because its funny as fruck and is a funny play on those PETA commercials.

This is all a joke you weirdo left winger boneyard lurker who got angry reading this.

But seriously PETA, we took a perfectly good dog here t uconn and beat him with a wooden baseball bat until he looked like a blue and red wolf. Michael Vick couldn't dream of backyard devastation like this.

Dan, some of your ideas are really pretty good. This ain't one of them. How many "last calls" went into this one? I know it's a joke, but man!

 

[Dann]

Ppl took this way to seriously. And for that I laugh even harder.

 

[uconnell]

Ppl took this way to seriously. And for that I laugh even harder.

That was a lousy joke and I don't think anyone is laughing but you.

 

[Dann]

That was a lousy joke and I don't think anyone is laughing but you.

Why is it a lousy joke? Because it really points out how sad things are? Well then my job is done here. Sucks it took such a lousy joke to get it through your head...

 

[MTHusky]

I think we sell more tix if the commercial showed HFD getting beaten by a wooden bat. Maybe we can auction it off with the proceeds going to Calhoun's charity again. $50 a swing.

What about a commercial showing HFD being torn apart by a pack of Huskies, now that's a commercial I'd help fund.

 

[Duncan Idaho]

I would like to see one using people who went to UConn from the entertainment(Ryan), sports(Ray, Diana), education (pres of Tulane or Julliard), law(justices) , the sciences(astronauts), current faculty(ie Pickering from Dead Poets Society, Nobel winners). government(congress), bussiness leaders, award winning authors.. Somebody should be able to get all these people together and market UConn as the complete package and getting better!

 

[geordi]

I think we sell more tix if the commercial showed HFD getting beaten by a wooden bat. Maybe we can auction it off with the proceeds going to Calhoun's charity again. $50 a swing.

I'm in for $500.

 

[Dann]

seriously tho, you guys can beat me up, cut off my right arm(left=jerk) and rape me(i like this type of play clearly) for all i care in this commercial. i just want uconn to have a frucking commercial. i dont care if its a bulldozer pushing a hundred catas off a cliff or something just please baby chesus a commercial thats a bit better then a great pic.

note to uconn, no the guy who is doing time travel does not need to be in it. it may be interesting to the science community but to every sports fan and prospective student its not and makes uconn look like geek squad r us. grow up and learn how to market to sports fans and hs students. swear words ranting and so on from there....

 

[bmayuc]

please, football jesus, bring us fall practice reports so these threads can be exiled to their proper place in the vast garbage heap of the intertubes.

I am 2% dumber than before just reading through this thread.

 

[FAIRTIDES]

I would like to see one using people who went to UConn from the entertainment(Ryan), sports(Ray, Diana), education (pres of Tulane or Julliard), law(justices) , the sciences(astronauts), current faculty(ie Pickering from Dead Poets Society, Nobel winners). government(congress), bussiness leaders, award winning authors.. Somebody should be able to get all these people together and market UConn as the complete package and getting better!

now, that's a great idea.

 

[EdgewoodNHV]

I think season tix sales will rise if for nothing else ppl will give money because its funny as fruck and is a funny play on those PETA commercials.

Don't quit your day job.