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UConn basketball star Clingan inks NIL deal with RITZ crackers

"My Ritz crackers?.... I dunk 'em"

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FreeKlaiber said:
"I had a box of Ritz crackers, and on the back of the box, they had all these suggestions for what to put on top of the Ritz. Try it with cheese. Try it with peanut butter. Come on, man, they're crackers, that's why I got them. I like crackers! I didn't buy them because they're little edible plates!"

Mitch Hedberg
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I tried to top RITZ crackers with sardines but the little buggers kept swimming away.
 
FWIW, I'm gonna buy more than a few boxes the day after I see the first ad. They last for awhile, I know they'll get eaten.
 
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Andre had a deal with Ritz around tournament time last season. I wonder how many they do ?
 
Chin Diesel said:
Slice of pepperoni and slice of cheese.
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I always liked Ritz for peanut butter and used as buttery bread crumbs. Triscuits were the MVP for pepperoni and extra sharp cheddar together. Stoned Wheat thins and Bremner wafers as the vehicle for higher end cheeses and Italian meats.

I really like those Breton vegetable crackers now.
 
superjohn said:
I always liked Ritz for peanut butter and used as buttery bread crumbs. Triscuits were the MVP for pepperoni and extra sharp cheddar together. Stoned Wheat thins and Bremner wafers as the vehicle for higher end cheeses and Italian meats.

I really like those Breton vegetable crackers now.
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Nah Stoned Wheat Thins were for just that- stoned
 
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Chin Diesel said:
Both and for different uses.
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In my fast experience as a cracker gourmet .
Triscuits for straight up munching however Ritz gives you the benefit of a vast variety of combos.
Someone beat me to pepperoni and cheese . My wife likes butter peanut butter and jam.
My suggestions for the Sardines is use them with the crackers out of the the water as the crackers get soggy also they can’t swim away . An even better suggestion is use the ones in a can they ain’t going anywhere .
Ritz did come up with a great idea making smaller sleeves containing only 10-12 crackers .Prior to that innovation a serving size for me was an entire sleeve of 30 crackers . Seriously once you opened the seal it was obligatory to not let any become stale.
 
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Who would have guessed there would ever be a Ritz cracker thread?
 
FfldCntyFan said:
No offense Va Blue Dog but the Young Frankenstein version is the only way to go.

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I agree 100%. That Gene Wilder, Peter Boyle tap dance song has been spinning in my head since I made the other posts. I refrained from going the Fred Astaire route.
 
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August_West said:
The crackers are a nice substitute for bread crumbs . It works in this dish because Ritz crackers are themselves buttery.
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I’ve had this and it’s amazing but just schedule the angioplasty for right after.
 
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