Just for the hell of it, here's how we'd stack up in the rankings with the entire current Big 12 if they invited us to join:
56. Texas
[60. UConn]
71. Baylor
82. TCU
111. Iowa State
111. Oklahoma
118. Kansas
135. Kansas State
152. Oklahoma State
176. Texas Tech
183. West Virginia
Big 10:
12. Northwestern
27. Michigan
44. Illinois
44. Wisconsin
50. Penn State
54. Ohio State
[60. UConn]
60. Maryland
60. Purdue
70. Rutgers
71. Minnesota
82. Iowa
82. Michigan State
86. Indiana
111. Nebraska
ACC:
8. Duke
15. Notre Dame
24. Virginia
27. Wake Forest
30. North Carolina
31. Boston College
34. Georgia Tech
44. Miami
[60. UConn]
60. Syracuse
66. Clemson
68. Pitt
74. Virginia Tech
92. Florida State
92. N.C. State
. . .
171. Louisville
Assorted others:
129. Colorado State
159. USF
176. UCF
194. Houston
. . .
. . .
(Rank Not Published). Memphis
Damn, why do we want to join the B12?