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[mauconnfan]

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a New England Patriots fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Pats fans, too. Not really knowing what being a Pats fan meant, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, the students' hands flew into the air. There was, however, one exception. Lucas was not going along with the crowd. The teacher asked him why he had decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Patriots fan" he said. "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "I'm a Denver Broncos fan," boasts the little boy. The teacher asks Lucas why he is a Broncos fan. "Well, my dad and mom are Broncos fans, so I'm a Broncos fan, too" he responds. "That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?" Lucas smiles and says, "Then I'd be a New England Patriots fan."

WINNER

 

[temery]

Guy #1 - that's my girlfriend, she's so hot.

Guy #2 - if you think she's hot, you should see my wife!

Guy #1 - your wife's hot?

Guy # 2 - no, she's an optometrist.

 

[Deepster]

True story. I didn't say a single word until I was 10 years old. My parents brought me to doctors, specialists and they said they couldn't find anything wrong with me. Then, one day, we were all eating dinner and I said to my mother "These potatoes are awful". She pretty much fell off her chair and couldn't believe I finally talked. Then she looked at me and said "Wait a minute. You haven't said a word for 10 years and when you finally decide to talk, you tell me the potatoes are awful????" And I said "Yeah. Up til now the foods been great."

 

[scuba lou]

I am taking Zac Levine to repeat in the NBA dunk contest and in a surprising twist I am taking Elena Delle Donne in the Wnba lay up challenge with a super tough come in from the left lay up.

 

[8893]

 

[ct06111]

Ever see a guy say good-bye to a shoe?

 

[Mano]

 

[Silk31]

Wow, a lot of good stuff here fellas. You made it too hard to decide. First poster to name which Husky I accidentally gave a bloody nose to while crashing my part at Carriage takes it.

Hint...He was tall

 

[Hoophound]

Wow, a lot of good stuff here fellas. You made it too hard to decide. First poster to name which Husky I accidentally gave a bloody nose to while crashing my part at Carriage takes it. Hint...He was tall

Klaiber

 

[Vuce]

Okafor

 

[8893]

Wow, a lot of good stuff here fellas. You made it too hard to decide. First poster to name which Husky I accidentally gave a bloody nose to while crashing my part at Carriage takes it.

Hint...He was tall

Hasheem.

 

[DaveHuskiesFan]

Wow, a lot of good stuff here fellas. You made it too hard to decide. First poster to name which Husky I accidentally gave a bloody nose to while crashing my part at Carriage takes it.

Hint...He was tall

Hiton

 

[UConnKev]

Mandledove

 

[UConnKev]

Edwards

 

[UConnKev]

Chuck O

 

[UConnKev]

Drummond

 

[8893]

Geez, just copy and paste the complete roster for the past 20 years @UConnKev !

 

[UConnKev]

Knight

 

[UConnKev]

Geez, just copy and paste the complete roster for the past 20 years @UConnKev ![/QUOTE

Hey! My joke was great!

Also, my kid has been on me all day about going to the game!

 

[KingOPancakes]

Jake voskuhl.

 

[KingOPancakes]

Justin brown, ajou Deng, josh Boone? Completely unrelated question: what year did you graduate?

 

[Silk31]

Mandledove

Ding Ding Ding

PM me with your email and I will send the tix

 

[Silk31]

Justin brown, ajou Deng, josh Boone? Completely unrelated question: what year did you graduate?

2009...not all that long ago but everytime I go back to campus I feel older and older

 

[UConnKev]

Ding Ding Ding

PM me with your email and I will send the tix

Beautiful! First guess! Thanks @Silk31!