David 76
Forty years a fan
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- Nov 8, 2013
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'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the yard,
all the Yarders were hurting a pain that is hard.
We need a point guard! A center! A wing!
We need a new coach! He screws up everything!
You think your an insider and clearly you're not!
Well, you spelled something wrong and your brain is made of snot!
We all know this sucks, there isn't a doubt
Santa couldn't even pull this one out.
Then we all were shocked when he came down the flu,
He looked at us all and said "What's the matter with you?"
Your homes are all warm, though they might need some mending.
Your pockets are full enough for discretionary spending.
This is a season for peace, love and hope,
Not for competing for world's biggest dope.
Enjoy the holiday, the wife, the kids.
Stop worrying about tournament bids.
With that, he suddenly stood then turned away.
Popped up the chimney and onto his sleigh.
And I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight,
Syracuse Sucks! And to all a good night.
all the Yarders were hurting a pain that is hard.
We need a point guard! A center! A wing!
We need a new coach! He screws up everything!
You think your an insider and clearly you're not!
Well, you spelled something wrong and your brain is made of snot!
We all know this sucks, there isn't a doubt
Santa couldn't even pull this one out.
Then we all were shocked when he came down the flu,
He looked at us all and said "What's the matter with you?"
Your homes are all warm, though they might need some mending.
Your pockets are full enough for discretionary spending.
This is a season for peace, love and hope,
Not for competing for world's biggest dope.
Enjoy the holiday, the wife, the kids.
Stop worrying about tournament bids.
With that, he suddenly stood then turned away.
Popped up the chimney and onto his sleigh.
And I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight,
Syracuse Sucks! And to all a good night.
