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Tulane Coach Lisa Stockton & Players Post-Game Presser

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I get the sense that playing UConn is like a colonoscopy for a lot of teams, especially in the AAC. You know it is good for you, but the reality of it is unpleasant.
 
What was with that music during the post-game press conferences? Noticed it during Geno's as well.
 
CL82 said:
I get the sense that playing UConn is like a colonoscopy for a lot of teams, especially in the AAC. You know it is good for you, but the reality of it is unpleasant.
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Actually the reality of the colonoscopy is being unconscious, and I'm sure that's how many teams that play UConn wind up feeling. ("We have learned a lot from playing the Huskies; wish we'd been there.")
 
"We made a lot of mistakes. For example one of our freshman tried to shoot over Stewart. She learned real quickly that that's not a very good idea."
 
I love Stewie block shots more than anything. It's like "uh uh! don't come in here" . It's something about her timing that really blows me away.
 
It's not easy going into those pressers when you are on the losing end of a UConn game. Props to Tulane for never giving up and giving it their best shot on every possession. There is no quit in them, and there are many teams that would have curled up and called it a bad day at the office.
 
I was a little disappointed we didn't break 100. Whoever says Geno doesn't have a heart has obviously never watched him coach against AAC teams.
 
huskyd said:
Actually the reality of the colonoscopy is being unconscious, and I'm sure that's how many teams that play UConn wind up feeling. ("We have learned a lot from playing the Huskies; wish we'd been there.")
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Actually, not to scare anyone, but I was fully conscious for each of my colonoscopies, even though the medicine's designed to make you drift off.
 
CL82 said:
I get the sense that playing UConn is like a colonoscopy for a lot of teams, especially in the AAC. You know it is good for you, but the reality of it is unpleasant.
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And the prep is hell.
 
Suebird10fan said:
Actually, not to scare anyone, but I was fully conscious for each of my colonoscopies, even though the medicine's designed to make you drift off.
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They were toying with you.
 
Gus Mahler said:
And the prep is hell.
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Whenever I get a colonoscopy now-a-days, my doctor always makes sure I'm out like a light, because of the 1 time I fought her every inch of the way during a procedure. :eek:
 
CL82 said:
I get the sense that playing UConn is like a colonoscopy for a lot of teams, especially in the AAC. You know it is good for you, but the reality of it is unpleasant.
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I thought we were pitching a shut-out in the 3rd period until Tulane nailed a 3 with about a minute to go. They ended up with 4 points in the quarter. Pretty good defense I'd say.
 
Was actually thinking what a really bad conference mate Uconn is! ND often makes their conference foes look almost good enough even when they are demonstrably not in the picture (See GT home and home), SC consistently makes the mighty SEC look really good never being so uncouth as to win by 20 even when playing the Ole Misses of the world. Baylor even occasionally loses one, though they really should have kept TX in that game a little longer, and the Pac 12 just lets everybody win a few lose a few.

Uconn - they take care of business quickly and with brutal efficiency. If they would let a Tulane lose by only 7 points, and a Temple hang around till the last two minutes, those teams would get big publicity and better consideration for NCAA bids. Just a really bad conference mate.
 
I feel badly for some of the opposing coaches and players, but UConn shows them how hard to play. Most teams can't match the athletes, but they can compete hard. We've seen a few of them do just that.
 
She speaks well :rolleyes:

its UConn... not Connecticut, ask Warde and Susan!

and Tulane needs to invest in a mic for the audience questions
 
HardHatGuy#2 said:
Warde who?
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CL82 said:
I get the sense that playing UConn is like a colonoscopy for a lot of teams, especially in the AAC. You know it is good for you, but the reality of it is unpleasant.
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Reminds me of the guy who was waiting for his first colonoscopy and was really nervous. He happened to have a prosthetic glass eye and had just popped it out when the doctor came in. Slightly embarrassed and not knowing what to do he feigned a cough and tossed the eye into his mouth. "I hear you're nervous," the doctor said giving the man a slap on the back and you guessed it the guy swallowed his prosthesis. "Don't worry we're ready to roll. See you in the procedure room."

Things proceeded smoothly until about 10 minutes into the colonoscopy and about near the full length of the scope when the doctor suddenly straightened up and backed away. Leaning over to the patient he whispered into his ear. "Look, John, I know your nervous about this and you wanted to be awake but this is the first time I have had someone watch the scope like that. Could you please close both eyes."
 
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