Top ten things to do during Corona Virus at home isolation

[Rocktheworld]

Wife saw me changing this morning and realized I was commando in the gym shorts. She was incredulous. Then I told her only time I've worn underwear since Monday was when I played golf Tuesday afternoon. She absolutely did not get my state of mind.

Easy comeback is: has she been wearing a bra 24/7 while locked in?

 

[HuskyHawk]

Getting dangerously low there

I‘m all set. About 50-60 bottles of bourbon Scotch and rum. A few Mezcals thrown in too.

 

[fatlucy]

Agggghhhhh. My sons has a cough, fever and is asleep at 8. 14 day self quarantine for all four of us.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Easy comeback is: has she been wearing a bra 24/7 while locked in?

Oh yeah, that'll work well.

 

[CL82]

I‘m all set. About 50-60 bottles of bourbon Scotch and rum. A few Mezcals thrown in too.

Um, less than 10 person party at HuskyHawks?

 

[Kolumbo]

I been working on a new shoulder-mounted turret that automatically blasts Lysol at anyone who coughs, sneezes, or emits mouth droplets of any kind within six feet of you.

The Big Lysol Turret 9000 is defined for epidemics and flu season, though many who are fearful of germs and disease can use the product year-round, just in case.

I'd like to see a prototype.

 

[Madmannsucks]

I had never seen an episode of Curb you enthusiasm. So far I have watched the 1st 2 seasons. How did I miss this show?

 

[swami7774]

I never thought Fishy was Chief. But I did always think he may have been Dr. Dos.

Went way back for that one. Sorry, young Yarders.

Sure he wasn’t Rabid?

 

[swami7774]

I’ve been diving deep into my UC collection and watching year-by-year.
Just finished ‘94 yesterday. Donyell missed those FTs again, dammit.

 

[XLCenterFan]

where you playing? WCC, Goodwin, that Rocky hill course near the condos, Tallwood? I grew up right offWethersfield green and hit a few balls there near Anderson farms section. But that was like 45 years ago.

You nailed it bud! I play a TON at Rolling Greens (the Rocky Hill condo course). I've probably played it 100 times in the past 5 years, and 4 times this week alone. I also play Goodie, Keeney, and Stanley the most. Maybe a little Gillette Ridge.

Also, I live right near the green and Anderson Farms. I live on Spring Street by the pond.

 

[XLCenterFan]

Watch “Containment”
Watch “Pandemic”
Watch “Outbreak”

that’s what people are doing according to Netflix searches lol

Day drink
Sleep in
Don’t shave
Stay (half) naked all day
Order take out lest you waste the frozen/canned food you’ve hoarded over the last couple weeks
Make hand sanitizer out of everclear and aloe vera
Poop and rinse your in the shower to save toilet paper

You forgot Contagion!