Top 11 Positives of Conference Realignment

[whaler11]

#11 - "Not a dime back" transforms from iconic rant, to actual UConn concession stand strategy - all transactions rounded up to nearest dollar.

#10 - With no money for electricity, Kevin Ollie excited everyone has to take the stairs as escalators have to be decommissioned

#9 - With latest defection, Coach P is now a top 10 Big East head football coach

#8 - No more tough decisions at the end of the year between Christmas presents for the family and bowl travel

#7 - HFD can begin campaign to move men's Big East Tournament to the Civic Center - Back to the future!

#6 - No more wondering what station a UConn game is on. It's not! No more wondering what day that home football game is. It's Tuesday!

#5 - The 'View from 241' will become the 'View from the 4th row on the 50 yard line'

#4 - Plenty of leg room for Fishy at all home games

#3 - Black market for counterfeit blue parking passes dries up overnight

#2 - Those annoying lines at the bathroom between the first and second quarter? Something your kids won't believe when you tell them the stories.

#1 - Geno can finally turns his focus to his true love. His start-up spaghetti sauce conglomerate.

 

[Sean]

Only enjoyable post I've read so far this morning.