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10. You are less patient waiting a few days for the next UConn game than you were waiting for Christmas as an 8 year old, even if we're playing Marathon Oil.
9. You understand the importance of the presence of the man in the pink hat.
8. A child choosing to attend Dook would cause a permanent family rift.
7. You understand that polite social conversation at parties requires that one never speaks of religion, politics, or Jerome Dyson.
6. You thought the termination of the Blue/White guy's fan privileges should have been looked into by Richard Bloomenthal.
5. You know where you were when 9/11 and the Space Shuttle disaster happened, but you know where you were, who you were with, the exact beverage you were holding, and the color shirt you were wearing when Tate hit The Shot.
4. A child choosing to attend George Mason would obligate you to disown him/her.
3. You really and truly don't understand why any recruit would choose another school over UConn, set in snowy, cold, idyllic cow country in remote Connecticut.
2. Your life is organized around the UConn Men's Basketball schedule, and you are visibly angered when any relative or friend inconsiderately schedules a wedding, graduation party, or funeral that conflicts with a game. Any game.
1. You really and truly believe that, despite our current 8/10 ranking, we are a top 3 team, we will move back up to the top of the rankings before the season's end, and that, yes, we are in fact the best and most obvious choice to win the National Championship in March.
9. You understand the importance of the presence of the man in the pink hat.
8. A child choosing to attend Dook would cause a permanent family rift.
7. You understand that polite social conversation at parties requires that one never speaks of religion, politics, or Jerome Dyson.
6. You thought the termination of the Blue/White guy's fan privileges should have been looked into by Richard Bloomenthal.
5. You know where you were when 9/11 and the Space Shuttle disaster happened, but you know where you were, who you were with, the exact beverage you were holding, and the color shirt you were wearing when Tate hit The Shot.
4. A child choosing to attend George Mason would obligate you to disown him/her.
3. You really and truly don't understand why any recruit would choose another school over UConn, set in snowy, cold, idyllic cow country in remote Connecticut.
2. Your life is organized around the UConn Men's Basketball schedule, and you are visibly angered when any relative or friend inconsiderately schedules a wedding, graduation party, or funeral that conflicts with a game. Any game.
1. You really and truly believe that, despite our current 8/10 ranking, we are a top 3 team, we will move back up to the top of the rankings before the season's end, and that, yes, we are in fact the best and most obvious choice to win the National Championship in March.
