Todays Bad News(12/21/12)

[Dann]

23 and a half ours left for news to drop. can't wait(bart scott voice)...

predictions anyone? the world will not end, but uconn sports will. it will rain rocks and anal plugs in storrs in a storm for the record books acording to the weather channel.

 

[UConnDan97]

Wrong. Just wrong. I don't blame you, but you're wrong and it's just because you don't know how to read in Mayan.

Here are the facts:

1) The Mayans didn't say it would be the end of the world. They said it would be the end of the world, except for the school with the white dog. Common mistake.
2) Carl Spackler is back, baby! I saw him post almost a half-hour ago. Not only is he back, but he told Whaler to f#$k himself (*or something to that effect). So he's ready to mobilize the Navy.
3) I just saw a video of Kemba and the boys go on a 21-2 run against Kentucky in the Maui Classic, so.....f#$k Kentucky, is basically what I'm trying to say.
4) I found a doctor with bigger paddles, and we were able to resuscitate harder, so Jonathan will be up and at them in no time.

Don't despair, my friend. The turning point is now.....thank you, Mayans!!!

 

[Dann]

Wrong. Just wrong. I don't blame you, but you're wrong and it's just because you don't know how to read in Mayan.

Here are the facts:

1) The Mayans didn't say it would be the end of the world. They said it would be the end of the world, except for the school with the white dog. Common mistake.
2) Carl Spackler is back, baby! I saw him post almost a half-hour ago. Not only is he back, but he told Whaler to f#$k himself (*or something to that effect). So he's ready to mobilize the Navy.
3) I just saw a video of Kemba and the boys go on a 21-2 run against Kentucky in the Maui Classic, so.....f#$k Kentucky, is basically what I'm trying to say.
4) I found a doctor with bigger paddles, and we were able to resuscitate harder, so Jonathan will be up and at them in no time.

Don't despair, my friend. The turning point is now.....thank you, Mayans!!!

the truth about those rocks those mexicans wrote on trying to count number things that unc students still can't figure u ask? they worte the calendar our rock after rock across the country side. eventually they got to december 20th and ran out of room on a rock. they moved on to the next row, they were on a cliff side and they kept going until the tribe died out. rumor is they actually got to 3147 which is impressive. anyway, over the years erosion has taken its toll and a couple rocks fell off the side of the cliff. those rocks were where dec 21st 2012 to year 3147 went. they just fell over into the ocean. normal ppl dont give a so they dont care. crazy ppl dont want the truth so they say that rock was the last one and history ppl who dig that up for a living are so they don't want to swim in shark infested waters. so based off all of that, rocks and plugs today ins storrs...

 

[Srqhusky]

what happpened was when they were eyching the calendar in stonejust as they got to dec 21 2012 the first beer fermentation finished . the rest is history

 

[UConnDan97]

the truth about those rocks those mexicans wrote on trying to count number things that unc students still can't figure u ask? they worte the calendar our rock after rock across the country side. eventually they got to december 20th and ran out of room on a rock. they moved on to the next row, they were on a cliff side and they kept going until the tribe died out. rumor is they actually got to 3147 which is impressive. anyway, over the years erosion has taken its toll and a couple rocks fell off the side of the cliff. those rocks were where dec 21st 2012 to year 3147 went. they just fell over into the ocean. normal ppl dont give a **** so they dont care. crazy ppl dont want the truth so they say that rock was the last one and history ppl who dig that **** up for a living are so they don't want to swim in shark infested waters. so based off all of that, rocks and plugs today ins storrs...

You reminded me of this. Skip to 0:55 and enjoy...

 

[Uconnalliance]

23 and a half ours left for news to drop. can't wait(bart scott voice)...

predictions anyone? the world will not end, but uconn sports will. it will rain rocks and anal plugs in storrs in a storm for the record books acording to the weather channel.

Anal plugs!? That's mint! I thought it might rain anal ease.

 

[pj]

When Mel Brooks does the Mayan prophecy the rock that breaks is the one saying, "And unless KO gets his contract," which came just before "the world ends on Dec 21, 2012"

 

[huskymedic]

Yea, yea, yea... I know:


Desmond Conner (@desmondconner)
12/21/12, 11:57 AM
Hearing from down south, trying to confirm...#UConn running backs coach Clayton White heading back to school he played for, N.C. State.

 

[ktuck911]

We better be bringing in some sound coaching help ( NFLers ) to replace what we've lost on the coaching staff... anything less would scream mid major at best... my two cents...

 

[huskymedic]

We better be bringing in some sound coaching help ( NFLers ) to replace what we've lost on the coaching staff... anything less would scream mid major at best... my two cents...

Why do they have to be NFLers? Aren't most pissing and moaning about that now? Just find qualified coaches that have the skill and desire.