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Chin Diesel said:
Toasters are also great for a quick Pop tart warm up. Only need 30 seconds to make the stale crust a bit pliant and provide a little warmth to the filling

I'm mostly an unfrosted cinnamon or strawberry guy.

Also like their new peanut butter chocolate Pop tarts. Quick easy breakfast for the commute in to work.
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Room temperature pop tarts are superior to heated ones. That's just science.
 
How do you not have a toaster? They cost $15. I'm an English Muffin fan, must have a toaster.
 
Free toaster to the person that correctly predicts the school and date of AkAk's commitment.
 
TRest said:
Room temperature pop tarts are superior to heated ones. That's just science.
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Fake, poser science.

Need them slightly warmed.

Ever since I had to explain to a cop my fingerprints were not intentionally burned off to prevent ID but rather due to reaching in to a toaster oven to grab some frosted Pop tarts, I've sworn off toaster oven and frosted Pop tarts.
 
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I just use the broiler in my oven these days. It's faster. Or, when I'm ambitious, some butter in a cast iron frying pan, then add bread.

I've come to detest small appliances cluttering my countertop. Which is humorous since I work for a small appliance company these days.
 
8893 said:
Please tell me you are also a civilized fork-splitter, and not one of those mouth-breathing knife-splitters.

I needs my nooks and crannies!
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Depends on the muffin brand and topping. Thomas', gotta fork split. Butter and jam are proper toppings. My favorite is actually Fiber One and I knife split those. But, I am mostly either putting natural peanut butter or a fried egg whites on those. The peanut butter is too much for the fork split Thomas', tears it to pieces and with the egg white sandwich, it's irrelevant.
 
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Thanks Emery.
 
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HuskyHawk said:
Depends on the muffin brand and topping. Thomas', gotta fork split. Butter and jam are proper toppings. My favorite is actually Fiber One and I knife split those. But, I am mostly either putting natural peanut butter or a fried egg whites on those. The peanut butter is too much for the fork split Thomas', tears it to pieces and with the egg white sandwich, it's irrelevant.
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Have you tried the hipster brand sold a whole foods? I think they are baked outside Boston somewhere. Very substantial.
 
Do we have any official visits set up with a toaster? Any crystal ball picks? Even this is stressful. We really need a toaster to round out this recruiting class.
 
TRest said:
Oh dear God.
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You don't know what you're missing. Throw a little butter on there too

Pop tarts are overrated anyway, though. Toaster Strudels are the true king
 
HuskyHawk said:
Depends on the muffin brand and topping. Thomas', gotta fork split. Butter and jam are proper toppings. My favorite is actually Fiber One and I knife split those. But, I am mostly either putting natural peanut butter or a fried egg whites on those. The peanut butter is too much for the fork split Thomas', tears it to pieces and with the egg white sandwich, it's irrelevant.
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What is the point of putting an egg on an english muffin, if not for the drippy goodness of a yolk?
 
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TRest said:
Have you tried the hipster brand sold a whole foods? I think they are baked outside Boston somewhere. Very substantial.
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Too many calories most likely. I like the Fiber One because the whole thing is just 110.
 
storrsroars said:
What is the point of putting an egg on an english muffin, if not for the drippy goodness of a yolk?
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Gross. I hate soft cooked eggs. The point is protein.
 
Robertelamin said:
No running mega threads. They quickly become a conversation between a 1/2 dozen people that make no sense.
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Check again. Running off topic threads have always been fine. Pizza. Beer. Now toasters.
 
Did you know that when Astro chimes in on "Red Red Wine" he is toasting?

[Red Red Wine Toast Section]

Red red wine you make me feel so fine
You keep me rocking all of the time
Red red wine you make me feel so grand
I feel a million dollars when you're just in my hand
Red red wine you make me feel so sad
Any time I see you go it makes me feel bad
Red red wine you make me feel so fine
Monkey pack him rizla pon the sweet dep line
Red red wine you give me whole heap of zing
Whole heap of zing make me do me own thing
Red red wine you really know how fi love
Your kind of loving like a blessing from above
Red red wine I love you right from the start
Right from the start with all of my heart
Red red wine in a 80's style
Red red wine in a modern beat style, yeah

Give me little time, help me clear up me mind
Give me little time, help me clear up me mind
Give me Red wine the kind make me feel fine
Make me feel fine all of the time
Red red wine you make me feel so fine
Monkey pack him rizla pon the sweet dep line
The line broke, the monkey get choke
Burn bad ganja pon him little rowing boat

Red red wine I'm gonna hold to you
Hold on to you cause I know your love true
Red red wine I'm gonna love you till I die
Love you till I die and that's no lie
Red red wine can't get you off my mind
Wherever you may be I'll surely find
I'll surely find
Make no fuss
Just stick with us.

Red red wine you really know how fi love
Your kind of loving like a blessing from above
Red red wine I love you right from the start
Right from the start with all of my heart
Red red wine you really know how fi love
Your kind of loving like a blessing from above
Red red wine you give me whole heap of zing
Whole heap of zing make me do me own thing
Red red wine in a 80's style
Red red wine in a modern beat style, yeah.
 
imno1 said:
After reading this thread id Like to give toast a try. Can anyone suggest the best way to make it?

Edit: anyone else now have toasters ads showing up?
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Yep, they replaced that Asian chick with the padded bra, dammit!!!
 
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Horatio said:
I prefer and use a toaster oven. I usually spend only about $35 because toasters, toaster ovens and irons usually have a life expectancy of 2-3 years. There’s nothing like opening a new box of waffles
And your toasters dead. A dead iron on a school day is worse.
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My toaster oven is 15 years old. It's filthy, but it still works great. The one that freaks me out is my microwave is 33 years old and good as new.:eek:
 
The Astros and the Yankees will have to wait until next year to chime in on anything.

They're both toast.

Dove said:
Did you know that when Astro chimes in on "Red Red Wine" he is toasting?

[Red Red Wine Toast Section]

Red red wine you make me feel so fine
You keep me rocking all of the time
Red red wine you make me feel so grand
I feel a million dollars when you're just in my hand
Red red wine you make me feel so sad
Any time I see you go it makes me feel bad
Red red wine you make me feel so fine
Monkey pack him rizla pon the sweet dep line
Red red wine you give me whole heap of zing
Whole heap of zing make me do me own thing
Red red wine you really know how fi love
Your kind of loving like a blessing from above
Red red wine I love you right from the start
Right from the start with all of my heart
Red red wine in a 80's style
Red red wine in a modern beat style, yeah

Give me little time, help me clear up me mind
Give me little time, help me clear up me mind
Give me Red wine the kind make me feel fine
Make me feel fine all of the time
Red red wine you make me feel so fine
Monkey pack him rizla pon the sweet dep line
The line broke, the monkey get choke
Burn bad ganja pon him little rowing boat

Red red wine I'm gonna hold to you
Hold on to you cause I know your love true
Red red wine I'm gonna love you till I die
Love you till I die and that's no lie
Red red wine can't get you off my mind
Wherever you may be I'll surely find
I'll surely find
Make no fuss
Just stick with us.

Red red wine you really know how fi love
Your kind of loving like a blessing from above
Red red wine I love you right from the start
Right from the start with all of my heart
Red red wine you really know how fi love
Your kind of loving like a blessing from above
Red red wine you give me whole heap of zing
Whole heap of zing make me do me own thing
Red red wine in a 80's style
Red red wine in a modern beat style, yeah.
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8893 said:
Please tell me you are also a civilized fork-splitter, and not one of those mouth-breathing knife-splitters.

I needs my nooks and crannies!
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Is anyone here a fan of crumpets? They are basically English muffins without the need to splitting. I also prefer them grilled, so it eliminates the need for a toaster.
 
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CL82 said:
Has anyone here a fan of crumpets? They are basically English muffins without the need to splitting. I also prefer them grilled, so it eliminates the need for a toaster.
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I'm not sure if a crumpet will fit in a toaster, but I've done toast on a grill. It's no better than a toaster, but it was fun doing so at least once. Same for toast on a camp fire. It didn't end well, but it was fun trying"
 
temery said:
I'm not sure if a crumpet will fit in a toaster, but I've done toast on a grill. It's no better than a toaster, but it was fun doing so at least once. Same for toast on a camp fire. It didn't end well, but it was fun trying"
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Need one of these to stove toast....
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but I'm talking a cast iron grill that you'd use on a home range top. Delicious.
 
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