There is palpable tension here tonight

[August_West]

I get it. We are all worried about the game and our post season fate. Don't worry we got this.

But in the event we do not let me assure you that win or lose Alien DNA will continue to rain down on us from space in the form of panspermia and will make the Zika virus mutate and grow stronger. We are all pretty much doomed for real and when that happens no one will care what happened during the SMU game on 3/3 or what our KenPom is.

Grab a rolling rock, some wings and let that perspective loosen you up for an enjoyable evening of UConn Hoops.

 

[BUConn10]

Praise Xenu.

 

[cohenzone]

Killjoy. Wallowing in hoops misery is an important distraction during an election year.

 

[RM99]

Thank you! I feel much better! Still nervous.

 

[August_West]

That message was actually courtesy of my wife when she asked why I was already shooting tequila when I walked through the door from work. She has an interesting perspective. Worked for me ( tequila might've helped too), figured I'd share.

 

[BUConn10]

That message was actually courtesy of my wife when she asked why I was already shooting tequila when I walked through the door from work. She has an interesting perspective. Worked for me ( tequila might've helped too), figured I'd share.

As a fellow tequila man, what's your drink of choice?

 

[August_West]

As a fellow tequila man, what's your drink of choice?

Patron silver

 

[Fishy]

Tension?

Not tonight.

I suspect we're gonna get stomped. If we don't, I'll be happy....unless we do one of those go-down-20-then-lose-by-3 deals. Then I'll be annoyed.

 

[Jaker]

not worried

 

[Deepster]

I'm watching "My 600 Lb Life" right now.

Do these people take a dump in the bathtub? I mean, there's no way they can sit on a human toilet.

 

[Dogbreath2U]

It's become more palpable for me since the news that Jalen is not 100%. I will embrace the panspermic alternative!

 

[superjohn]

I'm with Fishy, I expect us to get our butts kicked. Also expect us to get down big, make a comeback to give us hope and then lose by 8-10.

 

[Jaker]

I'm watching "My 600 Lb Life" right now.

Do these people take a dump in the bathtub? I mean, there's no way they can sit on a human toilet.

Props to fat lazy people

 

[UChusky916]

I'm watching "My 600 Lb Life" right now.

Do these people take a dump in the bathtub? I mean, there's no way they can sit on a human toilet.

And they probably don't have diapers in their size either.... I'm legitimately curious now...

 

[August_West]

I'm watching "My 600 Lb Life" right now.

Do these people take a dump in the bathtub? I mean, there's no way they can sit on a human toilet.

Ooooh channel please

 

[Bryan Lord]

Anything is better than watching SEC basketball right now

 

[amory]

We're gonna win.

 

[jibsey]

W on SMU bench.

 

[Mooch82]

This team is awful.

 

[August_West]

I shoulda taken a Percocet instead of the tequila. This is painful.

 

[boog204]

I shoulda taken a Percocet instead of the tequila. This is painful.

The thought of the 600lb person taking a dump in a bathtub sounds straight up inspirational after watching that half...

 

[cohenzone]

Bad thread. This team actually drove me to watch the GOP debate because it is less painful. Anyone who knows my politics knows just how bad the team has to play for me to take refuge in the debate.

 

[superjohn]

I shoulda taken a Percocet instead of the tequila. This is painful.

This team is clearly a disaster, don't let it make you think of hopping back on that dragon. Turn off the TV, make yourself a turkey and ketchup sammie and play some Jerry, you'll feel a whole lot better.

 

[superjohn]

Bad thread. This team actually drove me to watch the GOP debate because it is less painful. Anyone who knows my politics knows just how bad the team has to play for me to take refuge in the debate.

Trump is way more entertaining than watching Ollie sleep on the sidelines. I switched to the debate a while ago, much better.

 

[August_West]

This team is clearly a disaster, don't let it make you think of hopping back on that dragon. Turn off the TV, make yourself a turkey and ketchup sammie and play some Jerry, you'll feel a whole lot better.

I would do a turkey and ketchup sandwich before a perc. That's not in my Arsenal. Besides the only thing that could kill this game is if someone found Garcias lost stash of Persian.