The View From Section 241 -- Preseason Prediction | Page 3 | The Boneyard

The View From Section 241 -- Preseason Prediction

Status
Not open for further replies.
There already was a 2012 prediction thread that went 9 pages deep, this one seemed a bit redundant
 
I wrote a post that gave somebody chills.

That sound you may hear is me patting myself on my back. I'm double jointed.
 
.-.
Blame rain cloud eeyore whaler for dumping on my damn the torpedoes post with the SSN-768. He doesn't do that, and I let it be. I had to try to turn that around somehow.

We do need a football team that's ready to do battle, come hell or high water, and that can be durable and not sink when taking lumps and knocked around a bit, and we need leadership that's not asleep at the post, so it all fits.

Somebody needs to take the wheel and steer this thing. We've got some captains on this squad now. All aboard the USS Hartford. Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead. We are going to hang 60 on everybody.



View attachment 1154


Yeah pass the blame. Maybe, and I know I'm thinking out of the box here... but if you just stopped talking about Navy and boats for a while that might help champ.
 
Foe heaven's sake ... now we're complaining on whether a post is off-topic or not and who has the right to add a semi-non related to uconn football post in a thread entitled Pre-Season Predictions!

My word people ... is this what David Farragut fought for??? "Damn the torpedos!!! .... Kick this season off already!!!
 
This thread needs more mixed metaphors. Instead of pulling back on the reigns, we need to step on the gas pedal and raise the sails to full mast. Our defense will tenderize UMass's quarterback. We're gonna see a Whitmer aerial assault, peppering the defense like swiss cheese. Then McCombs pounds it in the trenches, rubbing salt in the wounds and finally Phillips and Smith will hit it out of the park. Slam Dunk!
 
This thread needs more mixed metaphors. Instead of pulling back on the reigns, we need to step on the gas pedal and raise the sails to full mast. Our defense will tenderize UMass's quarterback. We're gonna see a Whitmer aerial assault, peppering the defense like swiss cheese. Then McCombs pounds it in the trenches, rubbing salt in the wounds and finally Phillips and Smith will hit it out of the park. Slam Dunk!

Now that, my friend, is a post!
 
damn, I forgot to throw in some boxing metaphors.
 
.-.
Status
Not open for further replies.

Forum statistics

Threads
168,306
Messages
4,562,428
Members
10,457
Latest member
caw2


Top Bottom