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The Judge’s Sentence
Let’s get right to it.
We won the title last year and entered this season with a giant bullseye on our backs. All year long, we said that we every opponents “Super Bowl”. Yet here we are strongly positioned to repeat as National Champions again.
Hmm. Who just went through the exact same situation? The Kansas City Chiefs. And who was their good luck charm through it all? Yup. Taylor Swift.
From this point forward, Taylor Swift is our Mojo Muse.
Oh, I am grinning ear to ear knowing that you all just read that and hated it. The more hate, the stronger the Mojo. The more you simps kick and scream? The easier the winning is. And with Tay Tay? Just think back to the month before the Super Bowl where every grumpy old NFL fan couldn’t stand seeing her cheering her man up in the luxury suite. And what happened there? They won back to back titles.
Don’t believe me on this one? Don’t get mad at the Judge. Go ask the Big East Tourney MVP, Donovan Clingan. He loves her. Remember during the Creighton game when we blew the doors off them and he sang along to “You Belong with Me”?
Donny loves her. The students love her. And just like last year on $2 Lite night, we swilled the same beers, murdered the opponent and have rolled to a 16-1 record ever since. Deja Vu all over again.
Oh…..and I know. PC used to sing Taylor Swift! They sure did. Along with a kajillion other people across the globe. If they’re bent about it? UConn has a Taylor Swift Club on campus and Taylor Swift donated $1,989 to HuskyThon in 2016. So screw ‘em. They’re a bunch of soreassed losers. Let A-Dub (aka FriarWest) deal with it over on their board (and by the way, she has a song titled “August”).
Photoshop her into our UConn world. Change your profile pic. Play her songs. “Bigger Than the Whole Sky”, “Champagne Problems”, “Fearless”, “Karma”, “Two is Better Than One”. The more Taylor, the better.
As much as it pains you to admit it? She’s the Queen of the Repeat. And she’s the Mojo Muse to a team that loved having the bullseye on their back and made history.
The Judge has spoken.
Let’s get right to it.
- @CL82 , @FfldCntyFan and @prankster shall hereby replace their profile pictures with any picture of the Three Stooges. And in their signature line, they will place the following statement: “I am a Stooge and my opinion here is worthless. Long Live Judge Deepster.”
- @Dove ? From this point forward through the completion of the tournament, Dove can only post analytic, strategic, factual basketball content. No stupid GIF’s or memes. No dumb jokes. As his punishment? He’ll actually have to talk “intelligently” about basketball and nothing else….and trust me. In his 25+ years here? That’ll be a first. Any attempts to ignore this shall be met by a shower of “Shut up, Dove!” replies.
We won the title last year and entered this season with a giant bullseye on our backs. All year long, we said that we every opponents “Super Bowl”. Yet here we are strongly positioned to repeat as National Champions again.
Hmm. Who just went through the exact same situation? The Kansas City Chiefs. And who was their good luck charm through it all? Yup. Taylor Swift.
From this point forward, Taylor Swift is our Mojo Muse.
Oh, I am grinning ear to ear knowing that you all just read that and hated it. The more hate, the stronger the Mojo. The more you simps kick and scream? The easier the winning is. And with Tay Tay? Just think back to the month before the Super Bowl where every grumpy old NFL fan couldn’t stand seeing her cheering her man up in the luxury suite. And what happened there? They won back to back titles.
Don’t believe me on this one? Don’t get mad at the Judge. Go ask the Big East Tourney MVP, Donovan Clingan. He loves her. Remember during the Creighton game when we blew the doors off them and he sang along to “You Belong with Me”?
Donny loves her. The students love her. And just like last year on $2 Lite night, we swilled the same beers, murdered the opponent and have rolled to a 16-1 record ever since. Deja Vu all over again.
Oh…..and I know. PC used to sing Taylor Swift! They sure did. Along with a kajillion other people across the globe. If they’re bent about it? UConn has a Taylor Swift Club on campus and Taylor Swift donated $1,989 to HuskyThon in 2016. So screw ‘em. They’re a bunch of soreassed losers. Let A-Dub (aka FriarWest) deal with it over on their board (and by the way, she has a song titled “August”).
Photoshop her into our UConn world. Change your profile pic. Play her songs. “Bigger Than the Whole Sky”, “Champagne Problems”, “Fearless”, “Karma”, “Two is Better Than One”. The more Taylor, the better.
As much as it pains you to admit it? She’s the Queen of the Repeat. And she’s the Mojo Muse to a team that loved having the bullseye on their back and made history.
The Judge has spoken.
