The Hangings
Your Judge is not blind. I have more wisdom in my little finger than a thousand Pranksters. And, over time, these hangings have eroded away. My Hangman seems to have retired away somewhere in Del Boca Vista. And the new Yard doesn’t have any concept of history here and wouldn’t know a Dogfather if he bit them in the leg.
Nevertheless, it’s a crucial piece of a title formula so we trudge on.
Your guilty errr accused Yarders this run are
@WeAreUCONN and
@Tenspro2002.
Post in thread 'I truly believe we can win it all'
I truly believe we can win it all
Post in thread 'UConn -14.5 at Seton Hall'
UConn -14.5 at Seton Hall
The Mojo is a fickle mistress and when you get into March, you better be mindful. Or at the very least, you don’t come on the Yard and brag about betting against us for profit and rooting for Duke and Slick Ricky Pitino. Even the Wizard of Westwood is looking down at us and wincing at those moves.
As for the sentence? There is none. I don’t have a hangman and this new breed of poster doesn’t listen or care. So this year I leave it to Boneyard vigilante justice. If you want to draw and quarter them? Have at it. If you don’t? It’s not on me. You know what they say. It’s not the arrows, it’s the Indian. And I just gave you the arrows. And this will turn out one of three ways:
- You’ll attack them with the heat of a thousand suns and scorch our way to a threepeat.
- You’ll be tepid and apathetic and eventually around the Elite Eight, you’ll catch on. Or;
- This post will slide off the page by tomorrow and I’ll get blamed when we lose.
I’d like to bet on 1, I know 2 is more likely but if I’m really putting my reputation at stake here? I know in my heart it’s 3. And I’m good no matter what you choose.
Your Judge has spoken. The rest is up to you. We are pushing a mighty boulder up a steep mountain and this is the only time in your lives we will be in position for a threepeat. You’ve come here day after day, year after year, title after title. Don’t waste that chance.
