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NCAA Judge: ESPN Sports do you have anything further for this witness?"You want Bama? You can't handle BAMA! Son, we live in a world that has football teams, and those football teams are full of players that would whip our ." ...... Col. Jessup, USMC
[Head Coach Saban defiantly gets up to leave the courtroom]
Head Coach Saban: Thanks, ESPN. I love Bristol.
ESPN: Excuse me. I didn't dismiss you.
Head Coach Saban: I beg your pardon?
ESPN: I'm not through with my examination. Sit down.
Head Coach Saban: Head Coach Saban
ESPN: What's that?
Head Coach Saban: I would appreciate it if he would address me as "Head coach Saban" or "Coach Saban" I believe I've earned it.
NCAA Judge: Defense counsel will address the witness as "Head coach Saban" or "Coach Saban."
Head Coach Saban: [to Judge] I don't know what the hell kind of sports programmimg you're running here.
NCAA Judge: And the witness will address this court as "Judge" or "Your Honor." I'm quite certain I've earned it. Take your seat, Coach Saban
ESPN YELLING: Coach Saban did you or did you not arrange for boosters to pay $200K to your QB's father?
Head Coach Saban Yelling Back: "Your damn right I did. How else can Bama & the SEC keep winning Football Championships?"
NCAA Judge: Will the NCAA enforcement division please put Bama on super secret probation for 5 years.now!
Head Coach Saban: What? What's happening here?