The Depends Season

[joober jones]

You go through many years as a small, underdog kid. You slowly grow up, defy the odds, and become a great man. You enjoy that greatness for many years, as all who know you respect your strength and marvel at your accomplishments. Then, all too soon, you're an incontinent old man. This is our Depends season.

 

[Fishy]

You go through many years as a small, underdog kid. You slowly grow up, defy the odds, and become a great man. You enjoy that greatness for many years, as all who know you respect your strength and marvel at your accomplishments. Then, all too soon, you're an incontinent old man. This is our Depends season.

That made more sense inside your head.

I hope.

 

[Fishy]

My god.

I understand it now.

I’ve been assimilated.

 

[Dove]

That made more sense inside your head.

I hope.

joobs post was the great laugh I needed before hitting the sack. Woo boy.

 

[Travelman6]

This is our Depends season.

I thought that was last year...this year "it" is just stewing around (in the depends), you know..'cause too old to get up.

 

[jibsey]

Your post infers that the old man can cast off those Depends come back and win the Boston Marathon the next year I think, but usually the next phase is a dirt nap.

 

[Travelman6]

Your post infers that the old man can cast off those Depends come back and win the Boston Marathon the next year I think, but usually the next phase is a dirt nap.

Well, with emmert almost literally breathing down uconns neck (msu sex scandal, lville, unc academic scandals, fbi probe be damned, it seems, at least to him) that might not be too far off... The guys more or less made it his life goal.

 

[KingOPancakes]

The “depends” season has come and gone. This is the “waiting for our body to be discovered by the police when a neighbor calls in for a welfare check because we haven’t been seen for a few weeks and a foul odor hits your nose when you walk by our house” season.