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UCF football turned 1 season into a Big12 invite
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Ehh, I'm not quite feeling this one.Jacoby Ellsbury.
This actually undersells it.This doesn't really fit the theme but I just thought of a guy who, for one season, was arguably the greatest closer of all time. (Eckersley's 1990 season is the only competition.) At the age of 38!
His name: Koji Uehara.
Now, he had a pretty good career. And the season before the Sox got him, he had a 1.75 ERA in 36 IP. But what he did in 2013 for the Sox, at 38, is downright incredible:
74.1 IP, 1.09 ERA, 0.565 WHIP,101/9 K:BB ratio (2 of the 9 were IBB)
But that was just the appetizer. In the playoffs, he was even better:
13.2 IP, 0.66 ERA, 0.512 WHIP, 16/0 K:BB ratio
He was excellent in his year 39 & 40 seasons for Boston, and then very good in his year 41 and 42 seasons for the Sox and the Cubs, respectively. But nothing like that 2013 season. He made batters look like they were swinging with toothpicks. I have never, in 40 years of watching baseball, trusted a player more than I trusted Koji in the 2013 playoffs.
Over the course of the season, Uehara faced 265 batters and only reached a 3-0 count four times. Two of those four were IBBs, and the other two he ended up striking out.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off (the) shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.Roy Batty, the Nexus-6 combat model replicant, was superior to humans in almost every way but only had a life span of four years.
At least no one is asking Roy "What you mean 'you people' ??!?!?"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off (the) shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
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I can’t believe Nadav wasn’t first on my mind TBH. He’s my favorite Husky of all-time and I was so disappointed when he left.Actually a great example... I was 10 years old when he burst onto the scene and made UConn basketball a thing. Then just like that, he was gone. We continued as a 20 win team and made the sweet 16 without him, but we would've been a championship-level team with Nadav for year two.
I know it was rampant cheating and everything else, but it was super fun watching that team of 14-year-olds lay the smack down. Think it's pretty much been determined that the dominant Chinese Taipei teams were using overage players, too, no?
This actually undersells it.
He stepped into the closer role in late June, and allowed two (2) earned runs in the entirety of July, August, September, and October.
He had hitters absolutely bamboozled with basically two pitches -- a 90 mph fastball, and a splitter that fell off the table. And if the hitter guessed wrong (and they usually did), they were toast. You almost need a guy like that to come in out of nowhere and be unhittable for 4 months before hitters figure them out.
And his Boston counterpart Phil Plantier.Kevin Maas. The next Babe Ruth… for two weeks
He was Tiger Woods for about 2 years and outside of majors, were more shocked when he didn't win a tournament during that time.David Duvall? I think he might make the list.
I have a better one:UCF football turned 1 season into a Big12 invite
Same vein, I remember seeing Sam Horn hit absolute bombs at Pawtucket and then break in with the Sox and hit like 15hrs in 50 games. Thought he would mash for years to come.And his Boston counterpart Phil Plantier.
Was going to add Mark Prior in. He had all the makings of a hall of fame pitcher.
And completely forgot about Ickey! Good one.
I saw Horn hit a few at New Britain. It's been so long. I think it was Beehive Stadium. He hit one to center that just took off and I lost it the dark sky after a few seconds. I just remember the centerfielder at the warning track looking straight up like he was looking for a plane in the night sky.Same vein, I remember seeing Sam Horn hit absolute bombs at Pawtucket and then break in with the Sox and hit like 15hrs in 50 games. Thought he would mash for years to come.