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Teaching football to women...

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Terrible idea.

Teach women football and next they'll want the vote.
 
I heard PP will provide the opening remarks and GDL will be handing out free wallpaper samples with football plays on them.
 
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The savvy single male signs up for this event, pays $40, and makes them tell him he can't get in the door.
I suspect that it might not end well for him.
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"But I'm savvy. Really savvy..."
 
Here is the itinerary that was sent out to my fiancee.

Women’s Football 101 Clinic

The Burton Family Football Complex - 505 Jim Calhoun Way Storrs, CT 06269

Wednesday, June 25th - 5:30 PM to 9:00 PM


Preparing for the clinic:

Participants are asked to wear comfortable athletic clothing and shoes to the clinic. A souvenir t-shirt will be provided to all participants upon check-in. Please wear the t-shirt as a group photo of everyone will be taken to commemorate this great event!


We request all bags and valuables be left at home or kept in your cars. If you have not yet submitted your $40 registration fee, please bring your check with you the clinic.


Parking:

Free parking will be available in D Lot (just off Alumni Drive) and is a short walk down to the Burton Family Football Complex. Parking is also available for a cost of $2 per hour in the South Garage (just off Jim Calhoun Way/adjacent to the Burton Family Football Complex).


Checking In:

Participants are invited to check-in anytime between 5:30 PM and 6:30 PM. We encourage you to arrive as close to 5:30 PM as possible to fully enjoy the cocktail and social hour before the clinic begins.


Food/Drink:

During the 5:30 PM to 6:30 PM social hour, heavy hors d’oeuvres and soft drinks will be provided. A cash bar will also be available to those who wish to purchase alcoholic beverages.


Silent Auction:

Throughout the night, participants will have the opportunity to bid on several items at our Football 101 Silent Auction. Items available to bid on include autographed memorabilia, tickets, UConn gear and more. All proceeds from the event will benefit the UConn Health Center. Cash and check are the only accepted forms of payment.


Clinic:

From 6:30 PM to 9:00 PM the real fun begins! Led by UConn Coaches and players, participants will be divided into 8 groups before breaking into a variety of activities including team meetings and specialized stations.


Post-clinic:

At the end of the night, participants will gather together for remarks from Coach Diaco and Dr. Angie Kueck (UConn Health Center) and will enjoy a fashion show featuring several of our current players.

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We hope you are as excited as we are for this fun-filled night with other Husky fans!


We’ll see you Wednesday night and GO HUSKIES!
 
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Diaco can draw the chicks.

You got Diaco, college kids in tight uniforms and booze. The husbands and b/f''s and probably a few g/f''s should be ready for some action when the ladies get home. :rolleyes:
 
From the video clips/pics on twitter it looked like a great time. One of my favorite images was Diaco demonstrating proper blocking technique to a woman. There was a player holding a pad and the woman just wrapped her arms around the player rather than blocking him lol.
 
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