I'm an old, crotchety Boneyard fan. Tattoos make me feel uncomfortable, because they remind me that the world is changing. I'm sort of OK with tattoos that I think are meaningful or inconspicuous (Chong and Dolson are OK, I guess), but frankly, no one should do things to their body which don't reflect my sense of aesthetics. Given that the world clearly revolves around the way my generation did things, kids these days with brightly colored hair or piercings or tattoos must receive a lot of attention and, therefore, made that choice just to get attention. Kids these days just want attention. Probably because of facechat. I don't know how students even find time to practice between checking their phones, getting tattoos, and walking on my lawn.
Given that college students who have brightly colored hair, piercings, or tattoos are generally lazy and undisciplined, I'm glad that Coach Auriemma requires our young ladies to cover up; otherwise it would ruin UConn's brand. It would be difficult for the families of prospective student athletes to recognize that our 40-0 national championship team was disciplined if they kept getting distracted by tattoos.