Steston Haiku

[Chosen]

Tournament begins
Hopefully it starts off good
UConn wins it big.

 

[61cygni]

Six more games to win
Overall number one team
Bai Stetson Hatters

 

[Uconn77Duke74]

That is not their name
Typo in the thread title
Sprungfeld will be mad

 

[RedDog]

Game day in Brooklyn!
Does Stetson have any chance?
Fuh-ged-da-bou-dit!

 

[huskyjawz]

Not as easy to
Get to Brooklyn as Garden
EZ game Huskies

 

[Hey Adrien!]

This weekend, Storrs South
extends its outreach to the
NYC boroughs.

 

[JungleLobo]

Fear the cowboy hat
Destroy the Nutmeg Husky
Said no one ever

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Today it begins
Are we really playing hats?
One game at a time


Step one of six on
Our quest to win a trophy
We conquer Brooklyn


Taylor Swift may help
Add some mojo to the cause
There are many paths


Whether Bai or beer
We will drink to help the cause
More free range mojo

Our retired judge
Deepster is the one true Stooge
Judge Uncle Junior

 

[RedStickHusky]

Tis time to say Bai
To the maddest of Hatters
Props for dancing though

 

[JungleLobo]

Sixteen over one
Third time to happen all time
Then Stetson woke up

 

[Secure Dog]

Here we go UConn
Live at the Barclay’s Center
We start our defense

 

[Kolumbo]

I wear baseball hats
All the time to protect my
Sleak and shiny dome

The Husky Logo
Sits predominantly on
My favorite* cap

When in Nantucket
No way, he could not suck it
Wear UConn Bucket

Hats off to this Team!
Chapter 2 of Blue Blood Dream
Win 1, then 5 more!

 

[UCTitleTown]

Must misspell Stetson
Or your Haiku does not count
Let's go crush Steston!

 

[bluestreak]

The Haberdashers
Won't get past the first fitting
Dawgs win tuff battle

 

[61cygni]

The Steston Hatters
An anagram: Tests Northeast
Huskies ace the test

 

[HuskyWarrior611]

Brooklyn We Go Hard
86.5 cover
Let’s run it up boys

 

[QuickDraw]

quest for 6 begins
win today 5 yet to play
see y'all on Sunday

 

[storrsroars]

There's a quaint saying
About Stetson wearing frauds:
"All hat, no cattle."

 

[jayteeman]

Best to tip your hats
To a force you've never seen
And never forget

 

[OceanDoggie]

Husky takes a bite
On a hat with brim so wide
Lost in furry jaws

Stetson stands no chance
Victory in Our grasp
Hats off to UConn

 

[nomar]

Two separate threads
Chosen hasn't figured out
How to spell Stetson

 

[DALTX]

Hats off to Stetson
For facing the reigning champs
Step one for Huskies

 

[Vowelguy]

Why can’t anyone
On this board spell Stetson right
Huskies by 30

 

[mussels]

Eighteen eighty nine
John Stetson saved them from broke
can’t save them today

 

[Tyler2Rings]

Mark Pope likes T-Swift
Just Sayin'. I'll ride with Dan
Hurley And Pearl Jam