'“I just want fans to know I’m coming to change the culture around there,” he said. “UConn hasn’t been UConn in a minute, and I’m coming to change it.”
wait, wait, wait. hold up. change the culture? UConn hasn't been UConn?
I'm coming to change it?
soooooooo, iffn he doesn't come now, we have to wait until he comes to 'change it?' what aboot the existing gang, what are they, chopped liver?
i thought that we're already into a 'new culture,' was danny and new social director andre informed of this? what aboot their plans for culture change next season? iffn i was on the current squad and i read this, i'd be like 'wait, what?'
and what is all this talk aboot new culture anyway? what does it look like? more exactly, what is it? cuz just saying win more isn't anything new aboot that. everybody says that all the time.
do i have to buy new clothes, or eat only certain things? will there be singing of chants, or waving of willow branches, cuz i ain't doing any of that. this man is coming in talking like superman going to save the damsel in distress tied to the railroad tracks. shure hope this ain't one of those clay feet stories. yeppers, i shure hope so, cuz to talk like superman, u have to be superman.