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[EricLA]

Translation - "Ms. Kick Ass! Guns, shoulders, size and intensity to crush you with!"...

Note - for best effect, must be said with "Ahnold" Schwarzenegger accent...

 

[Biff]

Calling Wonkster. need an accurate translation here!

 

[OneTrickPony]

Calling Wonkster. need an accurate translation here!

We can guess most of these from watching a few Russian League games. Let's take a stab and Wonkster can tell us if we're right.

From bottom left, and clockwise I have:

• Forearm shiver...
• Clothesline...
• BO3PACT must mean the impact from a lowered shoulder combined with bowling someone over...future perfect tense, I'm guessing...
• 6'-5" Post
• Mystics WNBA
• Hip check you outta the building...

The bottom, of course, is STEPHANIE DOLSON...

 

[Buster]

What!?!? You mean they spelled her name wrong too?

 

[TDiNozzo]

I guess they're keeping her hair change, as a secret weapon....a little shock treatment...

 

[OneTrickPony]

What!?!? You mean they spelled her name wrong too?

Blame the Russians...it's Stefanie, you Cossacks!