St. John’s Haiku

[Jorgensen]

Home court advantage
Favors us without question
Good ol’ MSG

Red Storm was pesky
But we are on revenge tour
Huskies by forty

 

[Umami Zen]

Testin' rims today
Splashin' threes with no delay
10 days-Back to stay..

 

[Hey Adrien!]

The sunrise today:
More of a purplish hue
than a red storm sky.

 

[OkaForPrez]

Never take granted
being in Eden playing
for seed. This right Ed?

 

[XLCenterFan]

Home away from home
Warm up for Big East tourney
Revenge on the mind

 

[drayenob]

Arrogant, spoiled
Back to back beat-downs is what
this fan-base expects.

 

[Kolumbo]

Man walks into bar
not for storm, the crowd shouts "Norm!"
Revenge Tour Win, Cheers!

 

[Malamute]

Trending off bottom
Hard work paying dividends
Buy Husky stock now!

 

[Tyler2Rings]

Dan the Carpenter,
His team biblic'ly rains down
On foe. He gets us.

 

[dingaling]

From Chatgpt:

Hawkins raining threes,
Huskies ready to bring the heat,
Red Storm won't defeat.

 

[huskyjawz]

In Cancun for Phish
CBS on I'm Praying
It's the game. Go Conn!

 

[Waquoit]

Some epic bus trips
back in the day, screw Satan
for killing our fun

 

[Scottobot]

Double Bigs Today
Stop Red Storm Driving to Hoop
Clingan saves the day

 

[Dove]

I'm Donna Summer.
Game is on the radio.
Cleaning the basement.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Arrogant, spoiled
Back to back beat-downs is what
this fan-base expects.

"Arrogant and spoiled"
would count 5 instead of 4
How 'bout a 'makeup'?

From Chatgpt:

Hawkins raining threes,
Huskies ready to bring the heat,
Red Storm won't defeat.

"From Chatgpt"
Wasn't part of a haiku
But, it could have been

An AI miscount?
Wouldn't think that could happen
Let it try again?

Remember: hectic
St John's makes its own mistakes
UConn must let them

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

I'm Donna Summer.
Game is on the radio.
Cleaning the basement.

Grammar is funny
Radio cleaning basement
Gives me a chuckle

 

[drayenob]

"Arrogant and spoiled"
would count 5 instead of 4
How 'bout a 'makeup'?


"From Chatgpt"
Wasn't part of a haiku
But, it could have been

An AI miscount?
Wouldn't think that could happen
Let it try again?

Remember: hectic
St John's makes its own mistakes
UConn must let them

My apologies
Don't understand why its 1
But you are correct

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

My apologies
Don't understand why its 1
But you are correct

Toil, boil, broil, coil, foil
Never considered them 2
But I can hear your

Thanks for stepping up
And helping to stoke mojo
Huskies on the rise