St. Bonaventure Game Day Haiku

[Hey Adrien!]

I want heroin
but the kind John Mulaney
mentions in stand-up:



I want “canceled plans”
Nothing would be better now:
Would rather kick back

Than drive to New York
to 114th street
for a friend’s birthday.

Just one hit of that
sweet brown sugar, the chance to
watch the Huskies live.

 

[Dove]

What an adventure
Every day fighting, now
St Bonaventure.

 

[Husky Alien]

Guardian Haiku I
Thank for sparing me from Hans
Wrath for not checking

Mojo was intact
By a thread today Huskies
Win next Providence