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[Dann]

turning on the little portable tv we have on board the ussct i see a game of western ktucky vs central michigan. we lost like 4 time sin the last 3 years to some combo of words to create a team thats on tv or something. !!! the ussct requestes that warde manuel take a break from stoking his rock star staus and schedules this jokster ass schoo, to a 3 game 2-1 series starting in 2015. they caught us at a time where we have a , a grandpas and a fat ass our program up. thats 10 time sworse then the belly button picking pot belly heads that kentucky has. considering them lucky fucks/. no buffalo warde! we want this confused ass directional school and i want to burry them 10 feet under tha cold ass ground. i want 15 touchdowns a game vs them, i want moms crying becuase sons are getting carted off with vagina injuries. no more as at uconn, we run programs into the ground, hit harder and scores lustful amounts of points. i want to hurt that program so bad they drop down from the mac. schedule them. beat the crap our of them.

 

[Chin Diesel]

turning on the little portable tv we have on board the ussct i see a game of western ktucky vs central michigan. we lost like 4 time sin the last 3 years to some combo of words to create a ****ing team thats on tv or something. ****!!! the ussct requestes that warde manuel take a break from stoking his rock star staus and schedules this jokster ass schoo, to a 3 game 2-1 series starting in 2015. they caught us at a time where we have a Replicant, a grandpas and a fat ass ****ing our program up. thats 10 time sworse then the belly button picking pot belly **** heads that kentucky has. considering them lucky ****s/. no ****ing buffalo warde! we want this confused ass directional school and i want to ****ing burry them 10 feet under tha cold ass ground. i want 15 ****ing touchdowns a game vs them, i want moms crying becuase sons are getting carted off with vagina injuries. no more as **** at uconn, we run programs into the ****ing ground, hit harder and scores lustful amounts of points. i want to hurt that program so bad they drop down from the ****ing mac. schedule them. beat the crap our of them.

One of the most eloquent, well-constructed pieces of literature ever written. This belongs in the National Archives.

 

[BlueDogs]

Now that's a rant worthy of man's best
philosophers, Black and Red.

 

[pj]

If we can't schedule Western Michigan, let's schedule Western Kentucky and Central Michigan. Victories will be almost as good.

 

[UConnDan97]

One of the most eloquent, well-constructed pieces of literature ever written. This belongs in the National Archives.

Can you imagine the hell of a time that the archaeologists are going to have with that post a thousand years from now??? Poor bastards...

 

[UConnMatt813]

turning on the little portable tv we have on board the ussct i see a game of western ktucky vs central michigan. we lost like 4 time sin the last 3 years to some combo of words to create a ****ing team thats on tv or something. ****!!! the ussct requestes that warde manuel take a break from stoking his rock star staus and schedules this jokster ass schoo, to a 3 game 2-1 series starting in 2015. they caught us at a time where we have a Replicant, a grandpas and a fat ass ****ing our program up. thats 10 time sworse then the belly button picking pot belly **** heads that kentucky has. considering them lucky ****s/. no ****ing buffalo warde! we want this confused ass directional school and i want to ****ing burry them 10 feet under tha cold ass ground. i want
15 ****ing touchdowns a game vs them, i want moms crying becuase sons are getting carted
off with vagina injuries. no more as **** at uconn, we run programs into the ****ing
ground, hit harder and scores lustful amounts of points. i want to hurt that program so bad
they drop down from the ****ing mac. schedule them. beat the crap our of them.

+100000000 moms crying bc their sons have vagina injuries

 

[RioDog]

Can you imagine the hell of a time that the archaeologists are going to have with that post a thousand years from now??? Poor bastards...

As a former archaeologist I can confirm the absolutely baffling effect this post will have: obscure dialect? evidence of linguistic drift? alien missive communicating how we can save UConn football??!!!

Of course thousands of years from now I expect UConn to have 200 or 300 national championships....

 

[UConnDan97]

As a former archaeologist I can confirm the absolutely baffling effect this post will have: obscure dialect? evidence of linguistic drift? alien missive communicating how we can save UConn football??!!!

Of course thousands of years from now I expect UConn to have 200 or 300 national championships....

Fantastic post! I'm still laughing!

 

[Bezzz]

Turning on the little portable TV we have on board the USSCT I see a game ofWestern Kentucky vs.Central Michigan. We lost like 4 times in the last 3 years to some combo of words to create a ****ing team that’s on TV or something. ****!!!

The USSCT requests Warde Manuel to take a break from stoking his rock star status and schedule this jokester-ass school to a 3 game 2-1 series starting in 2015.

They caught us at a time where we have a replicant, a grandpa and a fat ass ****ing our program up. That’s 10 time worse then the belly button picking pot belly **** heads thatKentuckyhas.

Consider them lucky ****s? No ****ing Buffalo Warde! We want this confused-ass directional school and I want to ****ing bury them 10 feet under the cold-ass ground.

I want 15 ****ing touchdowns a game vs. them. I want moms crying because sons are getting carted off with vagina injuries. No more -ass **** at UConn. We run programs into the ****ing ground, hit harder and score lustful amounts of points.

I want to hurt that program so bad they drop down from the ****ingMAC. Schedule them. Beat the crap out of them.

Fixed it for you. But I'll admit, your lunatic version is better!

 

[Dann]

As a former archaeologist I can confirm the absolutely baffling effect this post will have: obscure dialect? evidence of linguistic drift? alien missive communicating how we can save UConn football??!!!

Of course thousands of years from now I expect UConn to have 200 or 300 national championships....

the history channel will have a 1 hour special on friday night a thousand years from now not on nostradamus but nostradogmus. this dog will have predicted many things uconn and also hve many predictions that have yet to show face. it will be a interesting show. they will travel to bars around ct to inspect bathroom walls where this nostradogmus scribed his predictions on walls above toilets. his writing style is drunk with a lot of slashes and swearing. microsoft will have created a new slicker spell check based off my drunlalect.

 

[FAIRTIDES]

turning on the little portable tv we have on board the ussct i see a game of western ktucky vs central michigan. we lost like 4 time sin the last 3 years to some combo of words to create a ****ing team thats on tv or something. ****!!! the ussct requestes that warde manuel take a break from stoking his rock star staus and schedules this jokster ass schoo, to a 3 game 2-1 series starting in 2015. they caught us at a time where we have a Replicant, a grandpas and a fat ass ****ing our program up. thats 10 time sworse then the belly button picking pot belly **** heads that kentucky has. considering them lucky ****s/. no ****ing buffalo warde! we want this confused ass directional school and i want to ****ing burry them 10 feet under tha cold ass ground. i want 15 ****ing touchdowns a game vs them, i want moms crying becuase sons are getting carted off with vagina injuries. no more as **** at uconn, we run programs into the ****ing ground, hit harder and scores lustful amounts of points. i want to hurt that program so bad they drop down from the ****ing mac. schedule them. beat the crap our of them.

Sounds like the ussct has gone to higher rations of grog.