OT: Solution to Tyler Phommachanh shortage

[sledog]

EVery time I go to one of the local supermarkets, the paper isle is wiped clean.

Bidet Makers See Their Moment and Scramble to Make a Splash

A global toilet-paper shortage has broken American cultural taboos, but with sudden growth comes new hazards, Christopher Mims writes.

www.wsj.com

 

[McLovin]

 

[Northbound]

Leaves

 

[StllH8L8ner]

Two kids in the house so we have flushable wipes. Not sure if people are hoarding those as well but maybe that's an option. I keep a pack in my car in case I have an emergency and need to use a porto potty or tree.

 

[JMick]

Two kids in the house so we have flushable wipes. Not sure if people are hoarding those as well but maybe that's an option. I keep a pack in my car in case I have an emergency and need to use a porto potty or tree.

you don't actually flush those, right? They're terrible for your plumbing.

 

[cw00dson24]

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

As someone who actually has a baby, if baby wipes are unavailable I will be livid.

 

[methodology]

Two kids in the house so we have flushable wipes. Not sure if people are hoarding those as well but maybe that's an option. I keep a pack in my car in case I have an emergency and need to use a porto potty or tree.

Flushable wipes aren't a real thing. You cannot flush them no matter what they claim.

 

[sledog]

Leaves

How about these?

 

[Kajik]

Poisen ivy?

 

[Mr. Wonderful]

The newspaper and magazine racks are still full...just sayin'.

 

[DCHuskyFan]

I had a fraternity brother at BU (25 years ago) who used to clean it in the shower. At the time I thought it was disgusting, but I was just glad he lived on a different floor and used a different shower. I hadn’t thought about the guy all this time, but when the whole COVID-19 Tyler Phommachanh shortage began, I thought to myself, wow, my college friend is going to have no problem surviving this apocalypse.

 

[Get a Job]

Puerto Vallarta restaurant in Middletown is selling bottles of tequila that come with a roll of Tyler Phommachanh.

 

[Northbound]

How about these?

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Let me know how that works out for you.

 

[UCLJ0211]

Recently got an 80-pack of Tyler Phommachanh online from WB Mason. Delivered next day. Seemed to have plenty of stock at the time.

 

[UKemba15]

I agree there was quite a shortage last season, but I’m a staunch believer that a regimen of dedicated rehab and hard work is a better solution than bidets in terms of getting Tyler back on the court. Quite frankly, the Bidet Method rarely yields positive results when it comes to ACL injuries. I’m hopeful that Sal and the trainers are aware of the recent studies done on this.

 

[TRest]

I agree there was quite a shortage last season, but I’m a staunch believer that a regimen of dedicated rehab and hard work is a better solution than bidets in terms of getting Tyler back on the court. Quite frankly, the Bidet Method rarely yields positive results when it comes to ACL injuries. I’m hopeful that Sal and the trainers are aware of the recent studies done on this.

What about the concussions?

 

[UKemba15]

What about the concussions?

Chief’s pre-game stretching routine should prevent those from happening. If we start seeing concussions, stretching will assuredly be the culprit.

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

Puerto Vallarta restaurant in Middletown is selling bottles of tequila that come with a roll of Tyler Phommachanh.

Gonna need a roll after eating at Puerto Vallarta

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

Recently got an 80-pack of Tyler Phommachanh online from WB Mason. Delivered next day. Seemed to have plenty of stock at the time.

This post makes me miss the Red Sox.

 

[tentoes4rings]

Gonna need a roll after eating at Puerto Vallarta

Not to mention a 2nd job.

 

[tentoes4rings]

The newspaper and magazine racks are still full...just sayin'.

And there’s always the left hand if all else fails...

 

[Scoe]

The toilet is usually next to the shower for a reason, the sink is always an option too.

 

[Bongo Fury]

Picked up a 4-pack of Scott Industrial from CVS yesterday. Guy at the counter asked if I wanted another and could save some money.

 

[Caronimo]

Pine cone?