SMU Haiku

[8893]

Hey Mustang Sallys
Wild horses; yes, we'll ride them
Some day: soon, I hope

 

[CL82]

Losing streak means that
I can post in the Haiku
thread, so here I am.

Jalen where are you?
This is your moment to shine.
Pro scouts are watching.

We need to win big.
Show some pride UConn Huskies!
CL82

 

[Mano]

Lame like OTP
To the glue factory ‘Stangs
Musty like him too

 

[Mano]

Which Jalen shows up?
O and 3 staring at us
AAC doormat

 

[CL82]

Which Jalen shows up?
O and 3 staring at us
AAC doormat

I do not feel like
this post generates mojo.
Be more positive!

 

[Huskybass]

Run run mofos run
We need a fookin win bad
Run run mofos run

 

[8893]

Enzo Patoni
Didn't need huncho tattoo
Nor do we; just win!

 

[CL82]

Mustangs are broken
so that they can be ridden.
Saddle up UConn!

 

[Mano]

I do not feel like
this post generates mojo.
Be more positive!

Hinges on Jalen
Which Jalen shows up tonight?
Huncho or chumpo?

 

[CL82]

Hinges on Jalen
Which Jalen shows up tonight?
Huncho or chumpo?

Still not feeling the
positive vibes from your posts.
Try again Mano!

 

[Mano]

Still not feeling the
positive vibes from your posts.
Try again Mano!

Positivity...
Hmmm....Gampel crowd is raucous,
We win! Kids on break...

 

[CL82]

Positivity...
Hmmm....Gampel crowd is raucous,
We win! Kids on break...

See that is better.
Haikus generate mojo.
Mano does his part!

 

[Migs]

Away from Gampel
Too long in my opinion
This streak ends tonight

 

[Doctor Hoop]

If not tonight, when?
The Mustangs are the next chance
Hope springs eternal

The formula is
Astute offense, stout defense
And few turnovers

 

[Adios]

SMU, oh Smoo.
How the heck do you own us?
Screw you and Cincy.

 

[Son of Robert]

Colder weather here
southern horses freezin up
third loss not a charm

Brotherhood matures
there's a gift in the giving
sharing makes us whole

 

[ClifSpliffy]

salve. hatin' J?
no soup for you. mister ed?
hush! das it. vale.

(latin)

 

[Madmannsucks]

Early start? Need win.
S M U Rhymes with Haiku.
That is good mojo.

 

[CL82]

CBSSN
means this game is dead to me.
Stupid TV deal.

 

[Madmannsucks]

Students in the house.
And the Boneyard is reppin.
In Colorado.

 

[CL82]

Early start? Early Wynn.
He could really pitch.
SMU Rhymes with Haiku.

You are bad at this
form must be 5-7-5
nothing else you fool.

Losing streak your fault?
It could quite possibly be.
Bad form, bad Mojo.

 

[Madmannsucks]

You are bad at this
form must be 5-7-5
nothing else you fool.

Losing streak your fault?
It could quite possibly be.
Bad form, bad Mojo.

I can't help myself.
Looking to change the mojo.
Give me one more chance.

 

[CL82]

Students in house.
Boneyard is reppin.
I am stuck in Colorado.

Dude really? Again?
Form must be 5-7-5!
Syllables that is.

 

[CL82]

I can't help myself.
Looking to change the mojo.
Give me one more chance.

Geesh, how hard is it?
Form must be 5-7-5!
Fix your old Haikus!

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

CBSSN
means this game is dead to me.
Stupid media deal.

While we are at it
Media's 3 syllables
Can you make change too?

 

[CL82]

While we are at it
Media's 3 syllables
Can you make change too?

Done! Thank you brother!
Do not want mojo lapses.
Thanks for the assist!

I think the board should
appoint a Haiku Mod who
fixes bad the posts.

Extreme? I think not.
We need plenty of mojo.
Let's take no chances.

 

[Madmannsucks]

Geesh, how hard is it?
Form must be 5-7-5!
Fix your old Haikus!

No. No. No. No. No.
No, No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No.

 

[CL82]

No. No. No. No. No.
No, No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No.

Well at least you got
that right. Really just do it.
Mojo demands it.

 

[DALTX]

Playing in Gampel
Because of Disney on ice
Just gotta make shots

 

[Son of Robert]

CBSSN
means this game is dead to me.
Stupid TV deal.

Dude, youtube tv has sny and cbssn plus a real nice range of channels for 40 big ones a month, that's it. If you are local you could hook yourself up. No contracts, pay as you go.

And I learned this, on the Boneyard.