Oh, that would be a problem - there wouldn't be enough pout to go around! Who's gonna take the last-second pout? Who's gonna distribute the pout, and who's gonna be a pout-hog? When one of 'em drives the pout to the basket, and, say, Tina Charles says something funny and makes 'em grin, will Doris Burke comment "Twice on the pipe! That mope was denied!"
If a good pass that leads to a basket is called an assist, what do we call it when a teammate/opponent/official does something that leads to a good pout? Maybe a "Debbie", as in Debbie Downer? What's the antithesis of a "Debbie"? *Sigh*..just another stat to keep track of, and to try and interpret its value.
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