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Seton Hall Game Haiku

Dove starting haikus?
I'm not so sure about that.
It beats no haikus.

Seton Hall today.
They won last time in Newark.
Need to win at home!

They are terrible
This year against everyone
Else. How did we lose?

Let's make a statement,
Look! Connecticut is back!
Fear us postseason!

So mush you Huskies!
Crush the Seton Hall Pirates!
Let there be no doubt!
 
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Hall will shoot badly
With one eye patched. And how could
Pirates’ peg legs jump?

I don’t like revenge
But Hall needs painful payback
For a puzz-ling loss

And as Khan once said
Of this prime motivation:
A dish best served cold
 
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The pirates have Polly
Polly wants Husky cracker
UConn gets a win.

Thanks to our Seniors
You have given it your all.
Go out there and ball
 
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I would like to note
That neither Hans nor myself
Wrote haikus today

And yet UConn won
By its largest margin in
Weeks. Is that mojo?
 
I would like to note
That neither Hans nor myself
Wrote haikus today

And yet UConn won
By its largest margin in
Weeks. Is that mojo?
I wrote several
I noted sloppy errors
None of it is here

Do I know why? No
Would I like to see better?
One hundred percent

I also wanted
Hall kept UNDER 50 points
Room for imorovement
 
I wrote several
I noted sloppy errors
None of it is here

Do I know why? No
Would I like to see better?
One hundred percent

I also wanted
Hall kept UNDER 50 points
Room for imorovement
Sounds to me like the
Haiku thread has suddenly
Become sentinent.
 

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