Seton Hall Game Day Haiku

[Ewekon]

Dan is a 'Hall grad
As is Shaheen Halloway
Dan coaches Dogs. Win!

 

[Kolumbo]

Terry Dehere aint
walking through that door tonight
to watch the carnage

Hall is #2
both in standings and based on
the South Orange stench

Top 25 game
Big game in big arena
Huskies shoot lights out

 

[Umami Zen]

Deepster digs pizza
Sippin' on margarita
Yo- Incognita.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Ship of Fools drifts,
Seton Hall rides wild tempests
UConn stands, stone-calm.

Still time to correct:
Line one short one syllable
Do it for Bobby

UConn will be pressed
Game pace will be kinetic
Trust Demary and Smith

Still time to correct
Line three one syllable long
Do it for mojo

Before 10am
He stumbles in like a drunk
Making stupid jokes

More a tool than fool
No exception to the rule
Somehow thinks he's cool

 

[Deepster]

A haiku killer.
Ques qe se....ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba...

If you post a haiku that’s not factually correct, I’d argue that’s anti haiku.

 

[DALTX]

Has anyone had
Good pizza from New Jersey?
Asking for a friend.

Paul's Pizza in Storrs
From the days of Cliff and Phil
Huskies top Pirates

 

[Husky Alien]

Still time to correct:
Line one short one syllable
Do it for Bobby

Still time to correct
Line three one syllable long
Do it for mojo

Hans it's done in time
Did it did it did it did
Did it did it late

 

[Deepster]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!