Sam Cassell, Jr. Ranking

[Dmike]

1) The number of stars after a JUCO player's name might as well be randomly generated.

2) The next time Eric Bossi sees Sam Cassell plays, it'll be on television and Sam will be in a UConn uniform.

3) Can you imagine if your life's work involved needing to 'keep a close eye' on a junior college basketball player for that three-to-four star move? I'd be on a bridge with a bottle of bourbon wondering where it all got away from me.

4) I'm giving Cassell six stars. As far as we're concerned, that is his final ranking.

The awarding of six stars to Cassell falls in line with age old wisdom as demonstrated by Nigel from Spinal Tap.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

I'd say that this is a rather refreshing change of pace from Steely Dan.

 

[Dogbreath2U]

The Soul Man has spoken. He says it is checkmate, who are we to question him? He is going to help us all see who Fishy really is. We owe him a large debt of gratitude. He is a facilitator. We are all richer for having him show us the light. It really is the beginning of a new era on the boneyard.

In the immortal words of Andy Dufresne, "How can you be so obtuse?"

Well, obviously there is no sarcasm detector working in our obtuse visitor who intends to show us the light.

 

[Dogbreath2U]

I'd say that this is a rather refreshing change of pace from Steely Dan.

Good to have a change of pace....can't eat Chicken Marsala every night.

 

[OklahomaUconn]

Good to have a change of pace....can't eat Chicken Marsala every night.

Lol chicken marsala! Sam cassell will be the next a.j. Price!