Rumble in the Rock Game Day Haiku

[8893]

Alcatraz escape
Easy compared to win here
Let's pop their bubble

 

[Get a Job]

Shiver me timbers!
Walk the plank, swab the poop deck!
Other pirate things

 

[HuskyBoi]

Walk Into Newark
Huskies with the W
Just like the old days

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Most Hall fans seem nice.
Watched UConn at The Rock twice.
Put this win on ice.

 

[Kolumbo]

Headin' to the rock
There will be no plundering
When we reach the dock

Huskies shoot the rock
Bouk Cole Mart Ak . . . Sanogo
Crack open a bock

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Is today the day
that you write haiku? COUNT YOUR
SYLLABLES, then Post

It's very simple
First 5, next 7, then 5
Count before posting

Ambiguous words?
Better to just avoid them
And stoke the mojo

UConn's Jersey Boys
Representing New York's Team
Suck it Syracuse

 

[Son of Robert]

All eyes on Bouknight
step to a higher level
leave it on the floor

 

[mussels]

Hurley played for them
but that was then, this is now
Huskies bite Pirates

 

[Vancat]

Time is growing short...
Huskies need to kick some arse.
Bite Pirate's good leg!

 

[Huskybass]

Bouknight and RJ
They get all the hype it seems
Martin comes up big

 

[Dove]

Off to New Jersey!!!
Not sure what exit for sled.
Touch face with hooked hand.

 

[HuskyHawk]

We stood there boldly
Huskies Sweatin' on the court
Felt like a million

Felt like number one
Huskies never felt that strong
In March, Like a Rock

 

[8893]

We stood there boldly
Huskies Sweatin' on the court
Felt like a million

Felt like number one
Huskies never felt that strong
In March, Like a Rock

I saw Bob Seger
At the ol' Civic Center
Thorogood opened

 

[HuskyHawk]

I saw Bob Seger
At the ol' Civic Center
Thorogood opened

Was wondering if
Bob's words would be recognized
Saw him in Boston

 

[8893]

Was wondering if
Bob's words would be recognized
Saw him in Boston

Loved him in high school
Now maybe better known for
Chevy commercials

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Great haiku so far
COUNT, please, before you click Like
First time I've asked this

Step it up in March
Ev'ry little thing counts for
Coaches, players, fans

 

[Dove]

I saw Bob Seger
At the ol' Civic Center
Thorogood opened

Another derail
from our Boneyard thread killa.
Don't touch yer face, Kev.

 

[JakeTheDog]

Husky tidal wave
Sinks step back j’s and Pirate
Ships are what we win

 

[Kolumbo]

Great haiku so far
COUNT, please, before you click Like
First time I've asked this

Step it up in March
Ev'ry little thing counts for
Coaches, players, fans

Like George Costanza
"Remember, It's not a lie
If you believe it"

For Boneyard Mojo
The poem is a Haiku
If you make it so

 

[Skiblets]

Huskies will be boss
Somewhere in swamps of Jersey
Just like the real Boss

 

[GHSWolverines]

Watch out for the bite
The huskies are coming to
Chew on a peg leg

 

[Jorgensen]

Mamukelashvil.
His real last name is too long
To fit my haiku.

This is why the Hall
Cannot be my team of choice.
Huskies ev’ry day.

 

[Get a Job]

Great haiku so far
COUNT, please, before you click Like
First time I've asked this

Step it up in March
Ev'ry little thing counts for
Coaches, players, fans

Brilliant idea!
Ev'rybody can police
No more likes for perps!

 

[Kolumbo]

I always try to
Write multiple poems, like
a triple double

More than one poem
following 5 7 5
Are known as Haiku

Oh but I digress
Like the monster from Loch Ness
I rose from the Cess

Not lupid, you see
13 and 6 they will be
Manana, Tony!

 

[Apollo]

Pirates with scurvy
Get dosed with Vitamin “C”
Tonight’s prescription

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

For Boneyard Mojo
The poem is a Haiku
If you make it so

Checked: "po-em" is 2
But many pronounce it "pome"
Thus I avoid it

Brilliant idea!
Ev'rybody can police
No more likes for perps!

I also conf_rm_d
Both "bril-liant" and "I-de-a"
Syllables OK

I always try to
Write multiple poems, like
a triple double

Oh but I digress
Like the monster from Loch Ness
I rose from the Cess

Again with "po-em"
When plural, many say "pomes"
But still, you're not wrong

A team of rivals
Powers MBB mojo
After 'Pool plug pulled

You're my teammate here
So applies to Clifspliffy
Friar's still a putz

We come together
For a more important cause
Nelson is Nelson

 

[Ewekon]

We shall not hail Hall
As Huskies bring hell Toupee
Pirates will wig out

 

[UKemba15]

Payback is lovely.
Start our March with a big win.
Time to lock it up!

Highlights prediction?
Lights out shooting from Bouknight,
Pull-ups from Whaley.

(Checked the “other site’s”
Haiku thread from faux-Fishy.
Sad state of affairs...)

 

[ZenConn]

Today we will win!
Onward to the postseason
Pirates lose this time!

 

[DALTX]

Whaley for 3 ... Good!
"Maybe it's just UConn's Knight"
Cole, Sanogo, Gaff