I would actually like to point out the opposite. The judge was remiss in not taking full season into account in his haste to appease all you guys who wanted my neck in a noose simply because I tell the truth about terrible foods and it offends your delicate 4th grade taste bud sensibilities.
Let's look at the facts.
Well before thanksgiving I told you all how awful Turkey was and that you didn't have to accept an inferior food on a national holiday.
You guys berated me for that position.
Fast forward to the Bahamas. On what day did we play Syracuse? Yeah that's right, thanksgiving, the day that is synonymous with eating that vile fowl. Did we win? No.
It should have been apparent right then that Turkey is horrible mojo.
Do we listen to the mojo gods? No. We anger them more by trying to make me suffer with turkey to fuel a run. Mojo gods hate turkey as much as I do . So what did they do? They ended our run, and then to teach you all a lesson about how terrible turkey is, they go back and heap unprecedented mojo on our most hated nemesis who , again, beat us on the high holy day of turkey. I mean you can't make this stuff up.
Could it be any more obvious?
I blame all you for this turn of events. I've been trying to stop it since early November.
Frickin noobs.
