Red Storm Haiku

[RedStickHusky]

Showdown before lunch.
Worst thing to hear in a Storm?
Who let the Dogs out?

 

[RedDog]

No pressure today.
After playing Slick Rick’s teams,
Outcomes are stricken.

 

[TGW93]

Standing room only
on today’s train. Uconn owns
the Garden again

 

[David 76]

A Catholic school
hires most reprehensible
coach. that's irony.

 

[jayteeman]

I want basketball
Hold the fouls and whistle blows
Heavy on Huskies

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Breakfast is some beer
Pitino is so phony
Huskies win again

 

[Madmannsucks]

Don't like Pitino
But he did hire Taliek Brown
Give credit for that

 

[Tyler2Rings]

A Catholic school
hires most reprehensible
coach. that's irony.

No offense, but the
Church has done far worse than hire
Slick Rick Pitino

 

[freescooter]

Johnnies want to win
Rick will give them incentive
Post game hoes for win

 

[QuickDraw]

rick says they are close
shut him up and beat them bad
fun huskies will have

 

[Kolumbo]

Sweet Home MSG
Where the fans are dressed in Blue
UConn comin' home

Winter storm ahead
Big East, Hoops and NYC
Huskies pull the sled

 

[Tyler2Rings]

Toughness level high,
Go out, and kick their ass at
Basketball today

 

[RedStickHusky]

Call me nuts, okay
Slick Rick's pure entertainment
Just keep him in place

 

[Doctor Hoop]

High Noon in New York
Castle instead of Cooper
Red Storm the victim

 

[Dove]

Just 14 haikus?
Tradition waning, I guess.
'cept winning Titles!!!

 

[UconnMICK]

A tip to Coach Dan
In lieu of post game hand shake
Give him a throat punch!

 

[DALTX]

Here in the garden
A tropical depression
Can UConn dig it?

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Someone else count please
Rushing home from yoga, to
make it for tipoff

 

[storrsroars]

Pitino to learn
That too much MSG is
A neurotoxin

 

[JungleLobo]

The taste of dafeet

— Why Karaban?

 

[DALTX]

The taste of dafeet

— Why Karaban?

The taste of counting
Podiatry comida
Next man is Hassan