Providence Game Day Haiku

[Husky Alien]

Friars will get fried
Gample will be rocking out
Huskies will sweep them

 

[Vancat]

fry·er: a small young
chicken that's good for frying.
Tuesday night dinner!

 

[Bomber36]

Friars in the den,
UConn’s storm breaks steady hearts
Blue ice melts the black.

 

[TheShot1990]

Backup big Pinnis
Will get no penetration
Against our defense

 

[Deepster]

Does anyone ever read these and actually laugh or say "Wow! Great haiku!"? I have to think that's a hard no.

Blahbadee blah blah blah
Insert dumb pun about opponent here
Huskies win blahbadee blah

 

[6in25]

Low temps and snow banks
Are still more tolerable
Than a Deepster post

 

[DALTX]

I like to skate on
the other side of the ice.
We have Karaban

 

[Umami Zen]

Beers-Thirst to quench
Friars crushed by our bench
Stewie plays like Wrench.

 

[Samoo]

Another old foe
Big East brings the history
UConn's role - heroes

 

[Son of Robert]

There's some poetry
can lift, or bring me elsewhere
these haiku for fun

do you see my friend
this enjoyment for many
is a simple thing

morning melodies
basketball meets poetry
so what we don't rhyme

to be a thorn here
shows an ugliness to all
you are how you act

 

[Lafayette]

Friar Tuck air fried
Home game beers, cheers, Big Red chant
The Bear gets honey!

 

[Husky Alien]

There's some poetry
can lift, or bring you me elsewhere
these haiku for fun

do you see my friend
this enjoyment for many
is a simple thing

morning melodies
basketball meets poetry
so what we don't rhyme

to be a thorn here
shows an ugliness to all
you are how you act

You have time to change
Correct second line remove
(me) and you are good

 

[Ewekon]

There just will not be
Any divine providence,
Friars. Huskies win!

 

[Son of Robert]

You have time to change
Correct second line remove
(me) and you are good

Too funny my man
did not even see that word
observation tricked

 

[Deepster]

Low temps and snow banks
Are still more tolerable
Than a Deepster post

Congrats. This is the only funny one in the thread.

 

[BlueandOG]

Does anyone ever read these and actually laugh or say "Wow! Great haiku!"? I have to think that's a hard no

What a bummer post.
Where's your sense of fun, Deepster?
Haiku writing rocks!

Now to the big game.
Providence hates us because
We win and they stink.

Not only in hoops.
Rhode Island pizza is bad;
Their chowder is worse.

 

[RedStickHusky]

Beer night, bad weather
Fans that hate and refs that bait
All just noise... stay true

 

[Doctor Hoop]

D up Jamier Jones
Much better than the first game
And this is a romp

We will need the bench
(Sadly, no freshman sniper)
To get the job done

 

[Dove]

We gon win tonight.
Friars tuck tails between legs.
Huskies will mush on!!!!

 

[Bomber36]

Does anyone ever read these and actually laugh or say "Wow! Great haiku!"? I have to think that's a hard no.

Blahbadee blah blah blah
Insert dumb pun about opponent here
Huskies win blahbadee blah

Stop derailing here
this haiku thread wants focus,
quit the chaos, please.

Off-topic chatter
the haiku thread breathes calmly,
hush, let words take form.

 

[JSB60]

Mullins will be out
We should still beat Providence
But we’ll keep it close

 

[Kolumbo]

It is cold outside
And it gets so hot in here
Huskies win big time

 

[Deepster]

Once again, the anti haiku does its magic and pulls us out another win. You’re welcome.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Beers-Thirst to quench
Friars crushed by our bench
Stewie plays like Wrench.

Beers for thirst to quench
Friars crushed by Husky bench
Stewie plays like Wrench

It's the little things
Counted syllables are like
Practiced free throw shots

Set the example
And the team will follow suit
We all pull the sled

Anti-haiku hurts
by incentivizing bets
against the Huskies

 

[Bomber36]

Once again, the anti haiku does its magic and pulls us out another win. You’re welcome.

Pats self on the back
for a shadow they once cast
wind steals the applause.