Providence Game Day Haiku

[Deepster]

I love Ed Cooley.
Providence is better.
Suck on that, Huskies.

 

[8893]

Can't help but wonder
If miscount was on purpose
Either way, all good

 

[Dove]

PC police blow.
Rhode Island clam chowder, too.
Napatree Point's cool.

 

[8893]

PC police blow.
Rhode Island clam chowder, too.
Napatree Point's cool.

RI Clam Chowder
Is the one thing they got right
Unlike pizza strips

 

[Deepster]

PC police blow.
Rhode Island clam chowder, too.
Napatree Point's cool.

Shut up dove. Shut up.
Shut up shut up shut up dove.
Shut shut shut shut up.

 

[8893]

Shut up dove. Shut up.
Shut up shut up shut up dove.
Shut shut shut shut up.

Shut up Dumpster you
Friar loving bastard you
Go nail Jeff G's mom

 

[Penfield]

Shut up dove. Shut up.
Shut up shut up shut up dove.
Shut shut shut shut up.

Shut up Dumpster, you Friar loving bastard.

 

[Husky Alien]

Deepster Dumpster what
Friars out first round maybe
Shut up shut up now

 

[Kolumbo]

There once was a friar loving bastard from Nantucket. . .

 

[Icehawk]

I have only just learned
Deepster is a Friar fluffer
No forgiveness now

 

[auror]

I just donated
To a very special cause.
Miracle Mojo.

 

[Durks07]

Shut up dove. Shut up.
Shut up shut up shut up dove.
Shut shut shut shut up.

Shut up Dumpster, you Friar loving bastard.

 

[SoFla Steve]

Get your Providence Friars Big East Champions* swag here!

 

[shizzle787]

This is brutal lol

 

[Icehawk]

@SoFla Steve OUCH! Although my first thought when I saw it was of a famous Kurt Vonnegut drawing...

 

[Tenspro2002]

Super lucky team
Proving KenPom wrong again?
Happy Saint Pat's Day

 

[CL82]

I do not post haikus
In the regular haiku threads
But posting bad haiku‘s here feels right.

The heretic deepster
Has been exposed as the closet
Friar lover that he is.

May he only have dreams
Of hydrocephalic monks
through the end of the tournament.

Otherwise, he should just
Shut up like the
Friar loving bastard that he is.

 

[Connhomer99]

Only 4 to lose
In the first round this tourney
Isn’t it so sad?

 

[Huskybass]

Cooley gets one win
Then he gets crushed in round two
PC fans all cry

 

[Waquoit]

One liners in a
haiku thread is much worse than
fights in the war room

 

[CTBasketball]

Shut up dumpster you friar loving bastard. Go make out with your kids like Tom Brady.

 

[OkaForPrez]

@FriarJ @Deepster
Bonded in their shared passion:
Providence B Ball

 

[FriarJ]

I always wanted
to write a haiku about
Friars Deepster beat me

 

[BlueMAB]

I love Ed Cooley.
Providence is better.
Suck on that, Huskies.

Shut up dove. Shut up.
Shut up shut up shut up dove.
Shut shut shut shut up.

Shut up dumpster you
friar loving bastard you
just shut up dumpster

 

[Deepster]

I always wanted
to write a haiku about
Friars Deepster beat me

Good one, pal!!! Let’s go Fryahs!!!

 

[BlueMAB]

Good one, pal!!! Let’s go Fryahs!!!

Shut up dumpster you
friar loving bastard you
just shut up dumpster

 

[CL82]

Good one, pal!!! Let’s go Fryahs!!!

Shut up dumpster, you Friar loving bastard!

 

[Umami Zen]

Friar lovin'-Rude
Bad mojo-Crude and lewd
Deepster-Dumpster dude!

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Avatar A+
All else makes me most grateful
For true haiku thread

 

[Dove]

Shut up dove. Shut up.
Shut up shut up shut up dove.
Shut shut shut shut up.