Providence Game Day Haiku Thread

[6in25]

Huskies forever
Just like game day haiku thread
Anti-haiku? LAME

Road game in R.I.
Providence gets seventh loss
UConn keeps rollin'

 

[Waquoit]

Bad things, they happen
In Providence, man. Bad things.
Survive and Advance

 

[Husky Alien]

Friars will get fried
Huskies dominate inside
Rough fans in RI

 

[Deepster]

Not worried in the least.

 

[Son of Robert]

Friars feeling it
UConn ain't the poor Johnnies
the beat down coming

 

[drayenob]

lil bro lil bro lil
bro lil bro lil bro lil bro
lil bro lil bro lil

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Friars need a win
Like a junkie needs oxy.
Drunk punks at the dunk.

 

[Lafayette]

Ode to Pulp Fiction
Do they love English in what?
or just Friar Tuck?

Like Peter Frampton
Mullins comes alive tonight
Do you feel like I…:.

[do]

 

[TheShot1990]

Let’s work on our threes
And also on our free throws
Time to start gellin

 

[Samoo]

Last week in New York,
The Friars hit their apex,
Plummet starts tonight

 

[Ewekon]

Can't see Friars mush-
ing dogs at Pee Cee. Huskies
bus back .. easy win

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

[do]

This is not haiku
Form and discipline are key
In this game day thread

It may seem minor
But it matters when someone
Tries to subvert things

We are cheerleaders,
Ever-supportive teammates,
Like Jaylin Stewart

We all pull the sled
The coaches, players, and fans
Working together

Don't be distracted
By aging egotists who
Are well past their prime

We're helping to build
A championship season
Ev'rything matters

 

[mussels]

Barnes, Gomes, Linehan
played way back, but this is now
Huskies by ninety

 

[RedStickHusky]

Once a Pee Cee fan;
When Ernie Dee had his run
And love for Dave Gee

With that being said,
No time for nos-tal-gi-a
As Huskies roll on

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Once a Pee Cee fan;
When Ernie Dee had his run
And love for Dave Gee

With that being said,
No time for nos-tal-gi-a
As Huskies roll on

Larry Ketvirtis
Isn't walking through that door
He died last June 10th

 

[Umami Zen]

Silas playin' loose
Stop drinkin' dam pickle juice
Friars-League caboose.

 

[Doctor Hoop]

It is a given
PC will come out swingin'
Hit back twice as hard

Defend the 3 ball
Don't have live ball turnovers
And pocket a W

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Defend the 3 ball
Don't have live ball turnovers
And pocket a W

"Dub" or "win" OK
But "W" counts as 3
Oral tradition

 

[David 76]

Beat up Providence
Not just a coincidence
Got no innocence

 

[RedStickHusky]

"Dub" or "win" OK
But "W" counts as 3
Oral tradition

Benefit of doubt;
If you can bend it to fit,
You should let it fit.

 

[huskyjawz]

Fam-ly civil war
Sis-in-law is a Friar
We no speak today

I may feel sorry
For her after the beatdown
By our Huskies. NOT

 

[Doctor Hoop]

"Dub" or "win" OK
But "W" counts as 3
Oral tradition

Aaarggh! (1 syllable)
I hate it when this happens
Resubmitted here:

Defend the 3 ball
Don't have live ball turnovers
And pocket the win

 

[Deepster]

UUUUUUUUU
CCCCCCCCC
OOOOOOOOO

Who's with me!?

 

[Ewekon]

Friars are roasted
from frying pan into fire
Huskies feast tonight

 

[DALTX]

The deeper we get
Into Big East skirmishes
Huskies tear the cloth

 

[Deepster]

Maybe now you’ll believe in the anti haiku mojo.

 

[Husky Alien]

Maybe now you’ll believe in the anti haiku mojo.

Eyes fixed on their shine
Applause practiced in advance
Silence never lands

 

[Deepster]

Eyes fixed on their shine
Applause practiced in advance
Silence never lands

Blah blah blah.

Get on board. There’s plenty of room and we’re just getting started.

 

[storrsroars]

Blah blah blah.

Get on board. There’s plenty of room and we’re just getting started.

Well, looks like you win. I intentionally did not post a haiku today in an effort to show that my skipping a haiku would be more powerful than your thread sabotage.

It was close. Very close. I thought I had it. But I can no longer argue with undefeated. Which is a far better record than your judge BS.

 

[Deepster]

Well, looks like you win. I intentionally did not post a haiku today in an effort to show that my skipping a haiku would be more powerful than your thread sabotage.

It was close. Very close. I thought I had it. But I can no longer argue with undefeated. Which is a far better record than your judge BS.

The haiku is so 2009.