junglehusky
Molotov Cocktail of Ugliness
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Starring Bruce Willis...Michigan has satellites that can read the minds of our players. This is why Notre Dame wears gold helmets, the satellite rays penetrate gold. Warde is also Michigan plant. He is like the Mancurian candidate. Ferentz was also a creation of Michigan's. They traveled back in time forced his conception so that one day Michigan could dominate Iowa.