OT: Yo Momma

[ibleedhuskyblue]

Yo mommas so dumb she filled up the tub, and hopped in the sink

 

[ibleedhuskyblue]

Yo mommas so fat she beeps when she backs up

 

[ktuck911]

Yo momma so stupid she was driving to the airport and saw a sign that reads "Airport Left <----" , she turned around and went back home.

(Shout out to the late great comedian Robin Harris)

 

[epark88]

Yo momma's so bald-headed, every time she takes a shower she gets brainwashed...

 

[epark88]

Yo momma's so fat, she wore high heels once - and struck oil...

 

[CodyJ.]

Yo Momma so hairy, when you look at her your eye balls get rug burn

 

[PUPPY4]

Yo mamma so ugly, she has to tie pork chops around her neck so the dogs will play with her...

 

[epark88]

Yo momma's so fat, her favorite food is 'seconds'...

 

[mets1090]

Yo momma so stupid she think Helms Titles matter.

 

[CodyJ.]

Yo Momma so dumb she thinks UConn football team has preseason games...

 

[nycscooby]

Yo Momma's so fat when she bleeds gravy runs out.

 

[nycscooby]

Yo Momma's so fat when she lays down at the beach people try to roll her back in the ocean.

 

[nycscooby]

Yo Momma's so fat when she wears gray sailors try to board her.

 

[Uconnalliance]

Yo momma plays for Boise state.

 

[epark88]

Yo momma's so dumb, she can't pour her own orange juice - she just stares at the carton because it says 'CONCENTRATE'...

 

[epark88]

Yo momma's so old, she witnessed a Helms title...