OT: Yo Momma

[CodyJ.]

Yo Momma so dumb, she sold her car for gas money

 

[Jimmy Serrano]

I see tailgating is starting 4 weeks early.

 

[CodyJ.]

Yo Mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"

 

[Jimmy Serrano]

Yo Mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

 

[Bezzz]

Why not...yo Mama's so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of HER!

 

[J187Money]

Yo Mama is so poor...I saw her kicking a can down the road...I asked her what she was doing - she said "moving!"

 

[SAMCRO]

Yo momma's teeth so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles.

 

[SAMCRO]

Yo momma's so fat when she gets in an elevator it has to go down.

 

[SAMCRO]

Yo momma's so dumb she brought a donut back because it had a hole in it.

 

[noeynox]

Yo mama so ugly I took her to the zoo,guy at the gate said thanks for bringing her back bro.

 

[noeynox]

Yo mama so ugly, took her to haunted house, they handed her an application.

Shout out to the uptown comedy club.

 

[SubbaBub]

Yo mama is so fat, if you tell her to haul a ss, she has to make two trips.

 

[DOZE860]

yo momma so dumb, she jumped out of a window and went up

 

[CodyJ.]

Yo Momma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

 

[RedStickHusky]

She's so dumb she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away w's.

 

[huskypantz]

Yo momma's so dumb she bought cans of fix-a-flat so she could get a b00b job.

 

[epark88]

Yo momma's so ugly, when I took her to the beauty parlor they told me to come back in a week to pick her up - and when I did, there was a huge crowd outside yelling 'MOVE THAT BUS! MOVE THAT BUS!'...

 

[Dove]

Your momma's so dumb, her first Boneyard handle was Dumb Momma.

 

[UConn17]

Yo momma's so fat, she left her house in high heels and came back in flip-flops

 

[UConn17]

Yo momma so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl

 

[CodyJ.]

Yo Momma's house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before goin outside!

 

[formerlurker]

Yo momma's ass is so big she gets taller when she sits down.

 

[epark88]

Yo momma's so dumb, she puts the newspaper on top of the TV and calls it 'pay-per-view'...

 

[formerlurker]

Yo momma's ass is so big she gets taller when she sits down.

Exhibit A:

(WTF?)

 

[John]

Yo mama is so nasty that she calls Janet "Miss Jackson."