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Message: [QUOTE="Dove, post: 2178420, member: 571"] [B]Superintendent:[/B] "Hello, Mr M, I have fantastic news!!! Your daughter is officially our valedictorian!!!" [B][USER=6013]@JSM1970[/USER][/B] : Yeah, well, I have met many of her classmates. They're es and being a public school she'll never get an Ivy League acceptance. ++++++ [B]Chaplain[/B]: "Do you, dear, take this man to be your husband?" [B]Soon-to-be Mrs. M[/B]: "Oh, I do!!!" [B]Chaplain[/B]: And do you [USER=6013]@JSM1970[/USER] take this woman to be be your wife?" [B][USER=6013]@JSM1970[/USER][/B] : "Uh, I guess. I wanted her sister but since she died..." +++++++ [B]Kid[/B]: "Dad, the dentist said my teef are great. No cavities!!" [B][USER=6013]@JSM1970[/USER][/B] : "whatevs. I see the way you pound thos Sour PAtch Kids. Your teeth WILL rot out of your head. Just a matter of time." [B]Kid[/B]: But he said my enamels are like rock!" [B][USER=6013]@JSM1970[/USER][/B] :" STFU, son. I see what I see." [/QUOTE]