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APHORISM:A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE THAT EXPRESSES
A WISE OR CLEVER OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH
Read till the end or YOU may MISS something!!!azad::::
1.The nicest thing about the future is . . .
that it always starts tomorrow.
2.Money will buy a fine dog . . .
but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
3.If you don't have a sense of humor . . .
you probably don't have any sense at all.
4.Seat belts are not as confining . . .
as wheelchairs.
5.A good time to keep your mouth shut is . . .
when you're in deep water.
6.How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of
the dark . .
to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
7.Business conventions are important . . .
because they demonstrate how many people a company can
operate without.
8.Why is it that at class reunions . . .
you feel younger than everyone else looks?
9.Scratch a cat (or dog) . . .
and you will have a permanent job.
10.No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy
(or girl) . . .
who wants to buy a car.
11.There are no new sins . . .
the old ones just get more publicity.
12.There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong
number at 4 a.m. . .
like, it could be the right number.
13.No one ever says "It's only a game" . . .
when their team is winning.
14.I've reached the age where . . .
'happy hour' is a nap.
15.Be careful about reading the fine print . . .
there's no way you're going to like it.
16.The trouble with bucket seats is that . . .
not everybody has the same size bucket.
17.Do you realize that, in about 40 years . . .
we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
(And rap music will be the Golden Oldies!)
18.Money can't buy happiness . . .
but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than
in a Yugo.
19.After 60, if you don't wake up aching in every joint . . .
you're probably dead.
20.Always be yourself because the people that matter don't
mind . . .
and the ones that mind don't matter.
21.Life isn't tied with a bow . . .
but it's still a gift.
REMEMBER....
POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS
SHOULD
BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE
SAME REASON"
A WISE OR CLEVER OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH
Read till the end or YOU may MISS something!!!azad::::
1.The nicest thing about the future is . . .
that it always starts tomorrow.
2.Money will buy a fine dog . . .
but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
3.If you don't have a sense of humor . . .
you probably don't have any sense at all.
4.Seat belts are not as confining . . .
as wheelchairs.
5.A good time to keep your mouth shut is . . .
when you're in deep water.
6.How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of
the dark . .
to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
7.Business conventions are important . . .
because they demonstrate how many people a company can
operate without.
8.Why is it that at class reunions . . .
you feel younger than everyone else looks?
9.Scratch a cat (or dog) . . .
and you will have a permanent job.
10.No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy
(or girl) . . .
who wants to buy a car.
11.There are no new sins . . .
the old ones just get more publicity.
12.There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong
number at 4 a.m. . .
like, it could be the right number.
13.No one ever says "It's only a game" . . .
when their team is winning.
14.I've reached the age where . . .
'happy hour' is a nap.
15.Be careful about reading the fine print . . .
there's no way you're going to like it.
16.The trouble with bucket seats is that . . .
not everybody has the same size bucket.
17.Do you realize that, in about 40 years . . .
we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
(And rap music will be the Golden Oldies!)
18.Money can't buy happiness . . .
but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than
in a Yugo.
19.After 60, if you don't wake up aching in every joint . . .
you're probably dead.
20.Always be yourself because the people that matter don't
mind . . .
and the ones that mind don't matter.
21.Life isn't tied with a bow . . .
but it's still a gift.
REMEMBER....
POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS
SHOULD
BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE
SAME REASON"
