Have you ever seen a full game played? Do you know what a yuppie is? Did the lacrosse kids pick on you in high school or something? Because this post just reeks of butthurt.
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Have I ever seen a full game? I live and work in Ffld Country - seen plenty of lacrosse. I sit in a hotbed. Have yet to watch a full game only because it puts me to sleep. I've tried, have cousins that played in highschool.
Do I know what a yuppy is? I work in an Investment Bank in Fffld County, yes I know what a yuppy is.
Did a lacrosse kid pick on me? Not to sound like Tampa Bill, but I did play a major sport on a professional level. I have a good appreciation for sports. I have no bias against lacrosse specifically, I just find it concocted.
Listen, I just kind of look at lacrosse as the field hockey to women's sports. Something resurrected to satisfy a niche demographic of second tier athletes. The sport has no ambience, no character, feels artificial. I know the Indians played it 200 years ago - we also ran those guys off their land.