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Message: [QUOTE="80shusky, post: 2760586, member: 5992"] I suck at golf. I have to play sometimes for charity outings for my company or my customers. I let them win because it is easy to do so because as I mentioned I suck at golf. I have a set of clubs I bought at Sports Authority. They are crap. I can't hit the broad side of a barn with them. I'm unsure if they are forged or cavity backed or both, but I know for sure they are crap. When I hit the ball it goes in the woods. Why is the woods so damn close? That isn't right. My boss let me hit his Callaway irons and they suck too. The ball still goes in the woods. WTF. You can't spell Titleist without Tit. Just sayin'. I sometimes play yellow Spongebob balls. They go in the woods too, but are easier to find at least in the summer. Cigars, free booze, dinner and an afternoon off make golf for me. Then I can drunkenly search for my ball in the woods while chomping a big heater in the middle of a workday afternoon. [/QUOTE]