OT: The best line explaining why something is missing is ...

[pinotbear]

simplest excuse of all ..

"Y chromosome"

 

[UConnChapette]

simplest excuse of all ..

"Y chromosome"

Ayup!

 

[OneTrickPony]

At a certain age I began using male mentalpause...

 

[uconnell]

Wonder when anyone really said "The dog ate my homework."

We had 3Great Danes,they not only ate my youngest sons homework, my husband's wallet with credit cards ,driver'Li ense and money and a brand new couch. Good thing my husband loved dogs too.[/QUOTE]

 

[Zorro]

Bill Cosby; "Why did you drink my soda that I told you not to touch?"
Kid; "I dun-no."

Cosby; "Why did you climb up on he shelf and get the cookie that I told you you couldn't have?"
Kid; "I was getting the cookie for you."

 

[Icebear]

Bill Cosby; "Why did you drink my soda that I told you not to touch?"
Kid; "I dun-no."

Cosby; "Why did you climb up on he shelf and get the cookie that I told you you couldn't have?"
Kid; "I was getting the cookie for you."

I have used both of those numerous times in sermons.