OT: Test #462A: Special edition--Advertising

[wire chief]

Test yourself as a member of our consumer society.

Kindly refrain from reprinting questions and researching.

1..Mean Joe Greene gets a..? and gives the kid his..?.

2..Superbowl "1984" introduces _________ to save humanity from conformity.

3..These 2(?) shooting basketballs from the top of a building for what product?

4..It takes 3 frogs to say..?

5..Animated animals coughing and wheezing at a polluting engine for what car?

6..Who torture-tested what watch for 2 decades?

7..Defending the choice of..? gives users a black eye.

8..In the 70's Joe DiMaggio hawks what machine?

9..After he(?) admonishes shoppers for abusing a product(?), they catch him at it.

10.."You know what comes between me(?) and my jeans(?)?"

11..Now-disgraced guy(?) runs through airports for..?.

12..In '74 Bill Cosby starts several years loyalty for what dessert?

13.."Baby Doll" actor(?) tells you not to leave home without what?

 

[johnnyc]

1. Coca Cola - Steelers jersey
3. Larry Bird and Michael Jordan - McDonalds
8. Mr. Coffee
12. Jello Pudding

 

[FairView]

1..A Coke for a Jersey
2..Macintosh computer
3..McDonalds
4..Budweizer
5..No idea, so I will guess .... mazda
6..John Cameron Swazy for Timex that "took a licking, and keeps in tickin'"
7..Cigarette "I'd rather fight than switch"
8..Mr Coffee
9..Mr Whipple squeezing the Charmin
10.."Calvin Klein jeans says Brooke Shields"
11..Oj for Hertz
12..Jello pudding and later jello pudding pops
13..Karl Malden for American express? I am guessing "Baby Doll" is something he was in.

EDIT: realized I didn't answer #4 first time

 

[wire chief]

7..You spend entirely too much time in front of the TV, so you ought to be able to give us the brand.

 

[Zorro]

Test yourself as a member of our consumer society.

Kindly refrain from reprinting questions and researching.

1..Coke, jersey.

2..The Mac


6 Timex

9..Mr. Whipple, Charmin.

10..Nothing. Brooke Shields. Calvin's.

11 OJ. Can't remember the product.

12..Jello Pudding?

13.Karl Malden, American Express Card

 

[k9fanatic]

1. Coke -- Steelers jersey
2. Apple computer
3. MIchael Jordan and Larry Bird -- McDonalds
4. Bud -- weis -- er
6. Timex
7. Tareyton cigarettes
8. Mr. Coffee
9. Mr. Whipple and Charmin
10. "Nothing" comes between Brooke Shields and her Calvin Kleins
11. O.J. Simpson and Hertz
12. Jello pudding
13. American Express

 

[VAUConnFan]

1. Coke, jersey
3. Larry Bird, Michael Jordan, McDonald's
4. Bud-wei-ser
6. Who??, Timex
7. Cigarettes(Tareyton- I'd rather fight than switch)
8. Mr. Coffee
9. Mr. Whipple, Please don't squeeze the Charmin
10. Brooke Shields, Calvin Klein jeans
11. OJ Simpson for Hertz
12. Jello Pudding
13. Karl Malden, American Express Card

 

[FairView]

7..You spend entirely too much time in front of the TV, so you ought to be able to give us the brand.

Tareyton.
The first pack of cigarettes I ever bought.
That was a tough habit to break, let me tell you.

 

[johnnyc]

Tareyton.
The first pack of cigarettes I ever bought.
That was a tough habit to break, let me tell you.

Yeah I remember those. What other cigs from days gone by? Belair.....remember them? I think that was my first cigarette.

 

[wire chief]

Tareyton.
The first pack of cigarettes I ever bought.
That was a tough habit to break, let me tell you.

I was a Tareyton smoker...before the time when one needed to duck punches.

 

[wire chief]

1..The JC Quintet hangs out in locker rooms longing for a sweatshirt.

2..Sheesh K9, not just any Apple. Fair & zorro bite off just what they can chew.

3..K9 restores herself and has a trio behind her.

4..VAUC & K9 stutter when they should. Fair is just too articulate.

5..Rhymes with a Beach Boys woman.

6..You'd think after a while that ol' John Cameron could offord to wear a Rolodex...um that might not be right.

8..And do you remember Joe alternating with EGR(?)?

9..Everybody but JC got this. Say JC, you're not one of these guys who uses leaves instead, are you?

10..Odd man out again, JC? Must be a Wrangler dude.

11..Fair, K9 & VAUC always got the leavings, cause they couldn't beat OJ to the counter. But at least they are all
out on parole.

12..JC reappears...and drags everybody with him. "How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your..?"?

13..Yup, it was Karl Malden vying with Eli Wallach over..?.

 

[Waquoit]

5. Honda

 

[wire chief]

5. Honda

That'll work...and more to do.

 

[meyers7]

1. Coke and jersey
2. Apple computers
3. Bird and Magic for a Big Mac
4. Bud Weis Er
6. Cameron Swayze (sp?) for Timex
8. Mr Coffee
9. Mr Whipple please don't squeeze the Charmin
10. Nothing comes between me and my Calvin's. Ms Brooke Shields. Damn I had a crush on her.

11. the man with little hands, Orenthral James Simpson
12. There's always room for Jell-o