Feel free to post your best Syracuse/Orange jokes here. Here are some for starters, which were gathered from various sources:
Q: Whats the difference between the Syracuse Orange and cheerios?
A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!
Q: Why do Syracuse students have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First!
Q: Why do Syracuse grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Syracuse campus?
A: A visitor.
Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Syracuse University library?
A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
Q: Did you hear about the fire in the Syracuse University football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
Q: What does the average Syracuse student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.
Q: How many Syracuse freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.
Q: How do you make Syracuse University cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat them for 3 hours.
Q: If you have a car containing a Syracuse wide receiver, a Syracuse linebacker, and a Syracuse defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Syracuse fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Syracuse fans, too.
Wanting to be like their teacher, most of the children raise their hands into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Syracuse fan."
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"Why I'm proud to be a UConn Huskies fan.", boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a UConn fan.
"Well, My Dad and Mom are UConn fans, and I'm a UConn fan, too!"
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be a Syracuse fan."
Q: Whats the difference between the Syracuse Orange and cheerios?
A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!
Q: Why do Syracuse students have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First!
Q: Why do Syracuse grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the Syracuse campus?
A: A visitor.
Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Syracuse University library?
A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
Q: Did you hear about the fire in the Syracuse University football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
Q: What does the average Syracuse student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.
Q: How many Syracuse freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.
Q: How do you make Syracuse University cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat them for 3 hours.
Q: If you have a car containing a Syracuse wide receiver, a Syracuse linebacker, and a Syracuse defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Syracuse fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Syracuse fans, too.
Wanting to be like their teacher, most of the children raise their hands into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Syracuse fan."
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"Why I'm proud to be a UConn Huskies fan.", boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a UConn fan.
"Well, My Dad and Mom are UConn fans, and I'm a UConn fan, too!"
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be a Syracuse fan."
sorry mav let's just continue to make fun of syracuse in the standings
